Lesbot

A lesbian characterised by a very boring lifestyle, usually very straightforward and businesslike. Used almost exclusively by other lesbians as an insult.

Quit being such a lesbot, Julie.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Vomitous

When a thing is so wrong it makes you nauseous.

Bud's comments on your blog are vomitous, man.

by Col. Dr. May 06, 2006

Steak

Athletic buttocks which cause admirers to drool like dogs looking at steak.

I'd love to pound that steak.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Presidential Hoopty

Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.

1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.

by Col. Dr. May 05, 2006

Marble Layer Cake

Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.

If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Clang

One's testicles, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a "real" man there.

See also clunk.

Fucker tried to kick my clang.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Cup Holder

The cleavage of a very large-breasted female. In rare cases used to describe an exceptionally obese male.

1. Did you see the cup holder on that chick?
2. He's so fat, he's got a fucking cup holder.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006