Definitions by Col. Dr.

Presidential Hoopty 

Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.

1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.

Presidential Hoopty by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Puck 

Hockey slang for a one night stand.

See also punt.

Rachel was just a puck from our roadtrip to Hamilton.

Puck by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Punt 

Football slang for a one night stand.

See also puck.

Rachel was just a punt from our game over in Toronto.

Punt by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

qiotch 

(KEE-awch) Combination of queef and biotch, to produce derogatory name which is worse than both.

Speaker #1: Bud is such a queef.
Speaker #2: Bud is such a biotch.
Speaker #3: You're both right. Bud is in fact a qiotch.

qiotch by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

cowtard 

(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.

Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.

cowtard by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Tractor 

(TRAK-tor) Used with trash to create tractor trash. Describes white trash from predominantly farming communities.

1. Billy Bob and Bobby sue are such tractor trash.

2. Billy Bob and Bobby Sue are so tractor.

Tractor by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Rapture 

Used to describe any violent act committed against someone for their Christian beliefs. Twist on the word popularly used to describe a purported event occurring at the Second Coming.

My nigga raptured that Bible thumper's ass.

Rapture by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006