Col. Dr.'s definitions

Steak

Athletic buttocks which cause admirers to drool like dogs looking at steak.

I'd love to pound that steak.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

My Jew

Familiar term of greeting between g-unit people of the Hebrew faith, mimicking blacks who call each other my nigga.

Hey, my Jew, whazzup wit yo Hebrew grammar lessons?

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Presidential Hoopty

Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.

1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Bud

Alternative to calling someone a cunt, a pussy, a cowtard, a corrupt Republican-worshipping numbskull, and other effeminate/cowardly insults in one word.

Watch who you're mouthing off to, bud.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Clang

One's testicles, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a "real" man there.

See also clunk.

Fucker tried to kick my clang.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

H To Thuh O

A wet ho, take on H20 (water), signifying constant vaginal lubrication due to constantly sexing everything that moves.

This is a modern urban American take on the British "watery tart," of Monty Python fame, named for the same characteristic.

Snobby Englishman: My sister is so the watery tart, wot?
Urban Speaker: Yo, she a regular H to thuh O.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Clunk

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006