dick van dyke accent

worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins)
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.
oh my god is he trying to be cockney. what an insult to cockneys!
by col February 04, 2005
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choonstorm

Noun used by trance/electronica junkies.

It is a metaphor for the "storm" of adrenaline caused when a DJ plays a string of consecutive uplifting, energetic trance anthems in a short space of time, leaving the listener in a dazed mental state as they struggle to cope with the sheer power of the hooklines.

Mainly applies to superclub trance DJs such as Tiesto, Armin van Buuren, Ferry Corsten and Paul van Dyk.

See also: omg choon
"OMG, CHOONSTORM!!"

"Man, Ferry's set started pretty slow but ever since he dropped Punk it's been a total choonstorm!"
by Col August 29, 2004
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ehhh

An expression used to compliment a blank, retarded facial expression.

If used on its own, 'ehhh' is a show of confusion or uncertainty. However, it can also be used as part of a sentence, even multiple times, when immitating a person of inferior intelligence, or someone who is slow on the uptake.
"Ehhh!"

"And Jonny was all like 'Ehhh, I is ehhh, wanting to know if you is wanting to buy my car."
by Col April 23, 2004
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brixton

A depressing hole south of the river. Where the only grass is the dried kind.Don't make eye contact with anyone unless you want to be shot.Londons' ghetto.
Wow! I got out of Brixton alive!
by col January 25, 2005
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lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.
Woahhh! John lard!
by Col April 23, 2004
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wappers

Colloquial synonym for 'breasts', often used by men to comically demean the value of women down to them simply existing for their assets.
Get your wappers out!
by Col April 23, 2004
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batle a' wine

Saying used in Lurgan, Co. Armagh refering to a bottle of Budkfast tonic wine. A reasonably inexpensive wine drank mainly in the north of Ireland and Scotland. Usually assosiated with scumbegs.
batle a' bate the wife
batle a' wreck the house
what you gettin' fer yer ki-out cheif?
batle a' wine boss. gonna get ballaxed. lies crack.
by col May 13, 2005
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