Definitions by Cody5050

speed limit 

149mph or 240kmh the minimum your car should go if your black, in canada thats aproxamately 149 miles a hour or 240kmh to stay alive, in a pursuit.

guy 1: yo i just got a 1996 dodge caravan for $20 bucks cuz some kid puked in it.
guy 2: yeah but that thing doesnt even do the speed limit
guy 1: yeah i think ill scrap it or donate it.

speed limit by Cody5050 December 1, 2020

kaelen 

slender warrior

wheres kaelen

kaelen by Cody5050 November 29, 2020

the here and now 

right now

are you gonna give me $180m rock in the here and now to save the psychiatrists reputation mom?

the here and now by Cody5050 November 29, 2020

million dollars 

somewhere between 30,000 and 60,000 emtpy beer cans

i can believe my company got sold for beer cans worth it was only worth a million dollars.

million dollars by Cody5050 November 28, 2020

gold beer 

gold beer cans, 20 cent refund instead of 10 cents

im buying gold beer because im trying to save a million in aluminium in emptys and 60000 wont fit in a one bedroom but 30000 will.

gold beer by Cody5050 November 28, 2020

straterrorist

a pill that has no prestige and has only been force fed to 7 year olds

the fuking terrorist sympathizer just broke North American tradition then prescribed the nonefunctional disgraceful unhistoric straterrorist probably use by al queda

straterrorist by Cody5050 November 24, 2020

gun 

your average metal marijuana pipe with sparklers and nailgun blanks

my mom has had a ghost gun with .22lr round in it with sparklers for the drunk who kills me since i was 8. before that it was in a north ontario hunting lodge, steel and woodgrain! shes had it since 16 and she was born in 1960 she got it and a skinning knife into the cockpit on aircanada pre 9/11 no arrest.

gun by Cody5050 November 23, 2020