Cody Murray's definitions
An expression used in the card game "Texas Hold 'em Poker" for someone who was losing the hand to one or more players, and was saved by the 5th card, the river, due only to luck, and won the hand.
Bob: "All in"
Stew: "... I call"
Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"
Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*
Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
Stew: "... I call"
Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"
Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*
Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
by Cody Murray April 26, 2006
Get the river niggermug. A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).
Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."
Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."
Darrell: "Why the hell not?"
Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."
Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."
Darrell: "Why the hell not?"
Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."
by Cody Murray September 16, 2005
Get the shitpitmug. 1. A funnier and better way of describing a food or drug laxative that helps you to poo.
2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.
3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.
3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
14 year old CS geek: "Oh my god, what the hell, poolax just knifed me from behind, he's so leet."
45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
by Cody Murray September 8, 2005
Get the poolaxmug. Vancouver Island University.
Formerly "Malaspina University-College."
On April 23, 2008, the provincial government of British Columbia announced its intention to amend the University Act at the Legislative Assembly of British Columbia to upgrade Malaspina University-College into a full university.
Located in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. It has smaller campuses in Duncan, Powell River and Parksville.
Student body as of 2008: 19,000
Formerly "Malaspina University-College."
On April 23, 2008, the provincial government of British Columbia announced its intention to amend the University Act at the Legislative Assembly of British Columbia to upgrade Malaspina University-College into a full university.
Located in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. It has smaller campuses in Duncan, Powell River and Parksville.
Student body as of 2008: 19,000
by Cody Murray November 1, 2008
Get the VIUmug. Used as a insult for instances when you hear someone yelling the word "queer" as an insult towards someone else. You, in turn, would describe the insulter as a "queerp."
A queerp says "queer" in a specific way; it is said loudly and bluntly. A queerp, for the most part, is usually a douche bag and/or cool guy.
A queerp says "queer" in a specific way; it is said loudly and bluntly. A queerp, for the most part, is usually a douche bag and/or cool guy.
John: "Nice backpack Simon" *Said sarcastically*
Simon: "Uhhm, thanks" *Simon walks away*
John: "QUEER" *Said loud and blunt*
Cody: "Man, John's such a queerp"
Simon: "Uhhm, thanks" *Simon walks away*
John: "QUEER" *Said loud and blunt*
Cody: "Man, John's such a queerp"
by Cody Murray April 5, 2005
Get the queerpmug. Short for "Campbell River," a small city on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada.
North of Courtenay, Comox, and Nanaimo and south of Port Hardy, Port Alice, and Sayward.
North of Courtenay, Comox, and Nanaimo and south of Port Hardy, Port Alice, and Sayward.
by Cody Murray March 20, 2008
Get the CRmug. The way far too many people spell "hilarious." It is definitely one of the most popular misspelled words in the english laguage. "Halarious" is how most people pronounce "Hilarious" in every day speech. This is the root of the word.
An IM conversation:
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Joe: "Dood thatz halarious"
Grant: "No dude, it's your typing that's hilarious."
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Joe: "Dood thatz halarious"
Grant: "No dude, it's your typing that's hilarious."
by Cody Murray August 9, 2006
Get the halariousmug.