Definitions by Coco Sean

siberian titty twister 

Giving someone’s bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.

My tits are still erect from the Siberian titty twister that Miss Finnyfrock gave me last night.

siberian titty twister by Coco Sean July 27, 2018

gettysburg axe handle 

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

gettysburg axe handle by Coco Sean July 6, 2018

tuna cookie 

A bruise left on a woman after she’s been kicked in the front butt.

After a wild night in Detroit my memory of events is fuzzy but the aching tuna cookie indicates poor choices were made.

tuna cookie by Coco Sean May 28, 2018

moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.

My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.

moisture meter by Coco Sean August 3, 2017

icening 

When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates his frosty winnings to decorate both the anus and vagina. After which he proceeds to clean up his festive treat.

Oh Lord Jeffery, do you prefer icening before or after tea and scrumpets?

icening by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

double-wanger doppelgänger 

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.

Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.

double-wanger doppelgänger by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

german fun pit 

When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.

Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.

I feel both confused and regretful regarding my role in last night's German fun pit.

german fun pit by Coco Sean December 30, 2016