Sock party

A fight with lowlifes

A man acted like an oil turd when I missed the exact change at work so I guess I'll give him a sock party

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

In great stitches

When you laugh from hearing a big funny joke

She was telling a joke that put me in great stitches

by Cnote the crow November 17, 2021

Community licking post

A public sweet spot for spreading germs

I saw your little brother at the community licking post waiting his turn with your uncle's spot

by Cnote the crow November 17, 2021

The peanut gallery

Dancing for your peanut jar for looks

He's probably stating at the peanut gallery

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

The be square

Nobodies business but your own

I'm going to mind the be square about my writing

by Cnote the crow November 17, 2021

Locs

Your hair

I'm growing my locs

by Cnote the crow November 17, 2021

Australian map

A pseodo-ratchase

The kids were having a sock party in the daughter's room making too much noise so there mom walked in and said "stop that now, an old man will use a long sock and go a long way for an Australian map

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021