4 definitions by Clyde Common

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Where one uses a fresh clump of snow to wash their car following a blizzard, four-wheeling trip, or just, plain out, long spout of laziness.
After the blizzard rolled through, I decided it was probably time to spruce up my ride so I gave it the Colorado Carwash
by Clyde Common March 28, 2009
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Where you see someone you recognize but don't really want to talk to so you proceed to ignore them and their overall existance
Judy: Oh man, I saw my boss at Target yesterday so I pretended to be interested in the selection of toilet seat covers. It was pretty obvious I was recognore-ing him.
by Clyde Common March 10, 2009
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One who looks, dresses, stinks, and acts like a stoner, but, in fact, is NOT a stoner.

Deriving from the french word faux for false---faux stoner
I don't like Chris. Mofo goes so far as to fake-inhaling and wasting all my good shit... He's such a stauxner.
by Clyde Common February 24, 2010
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A condition of social anxiety where you want to get your freak-spank on with someone but get too nervous.
Dude I totally wanted to bone Brady but got too spanxious and didn't even make it to first base :(
by Clyde Common March 10, 2009
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