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Stauxner 

One who looks, dresses, stinks, and acts like a stoner, but, in fact, is NOT a stoner.

Deriving from the french word faux for false---faux stoner
I don't like Chris. Mofo goes so far as to fake-inhaling and wasting all my good shit... He's such a stauxner.
Stauxner by Clyde Common February 24, 2010
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Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection
Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel
Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004
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jobby stauner 

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.
I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner
jobby stauner by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

staunner 

if u hit a "staunner" u have disgraced ur self
oh my god that we prick hut a staunner in front ae ma burd
staunner by danny kent January 14, 2004
Scots culloquial for morning wood, or ever excited chap
`Woke up wae a pure stauner man!`
Stauner by Contumax October 28, 2022
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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