Stauxner 

One who looks, dresses, stinks, and acts like a stoner, but, in fact, is NOT a stoner.

Deriving from the french word faux for false---faux stoner

I don't like Chris. Mofo goes so far as to fake-inhaling and wasting all my good shit... He's such a stauxner.

Stauxner by Clyde Common February 24, 2010

Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection

Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel

Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

jobby stauner 

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

jobby stauner by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

staunner 

if u hit a "staunner" u have disgraced ur self

oh my god that we prick hut a staunner in front ae ma burd

staunner by danny kent January 14, 2004

Stauner 

Scots culloquial for morning wood, or ever excited chap

`Woke up wae a pure stauner man!`

Stauner by Contumax October 28, 2022