Definitions by Cloud Sungay

Rips Shit 

A state of something being horrible, horrendous, or something not going to plan.

1. Man, the Fallout 76 launch rips shit.
2. Fuck dude, the Patriots rip shit.

Rips Shit by Cloud Sungay January 22, 2019

bullets for dinner 

Mainly used when you make a serious mistake.

Can be used as a replacement for "Fuck me!".
Could also refer to someone else's extreme rage/disappointment in themself.

John: I hear Connor botched his proposal to Katy yesterday.
Fred: I know, he's gonna be eating bullets for dinner tonight.

Jared: Man, you suck at this.
Jim: Goddamnit, I know, I'm gonna eat bullets for dinner.

bullets for dinner by Cloud Sungay September 22, 2018

Doorknobbing 

The action of wrapping a penis around a doorknob so that the door knobber can open and close the door or twist the doorknob in order to get off.

Jim: Did you hear Jared doorknobbing last night?

Doorknobbing by Cloud Sungay September 22, 2018

Cobbitment 

When someone takes commitment to a comedic bit, too far.

Can also be seen as Cobbited.

"Hey, did you see James at improv class last night?"

"Yeah, his Cobbitment was real!"

Cobbitment by Cloud Sungay August 20, 2018