Cobbitment

When someone takes commitment to a comedic bit, too far.

Can also be seen as Cobbited.

"Hey, did you see James at improv class last night?"

"Yeah, his Cobbitment was real!"

by Cloud Sungay August 20, 2018

Rips Shit

A state of something being horrible, horrendous, or something not going to plan.

1. Man, the Fallout 76 launch rips shit.
2. Fuck dude, the Patriots rip shit.

by Cloud Sungay January 23, 2019

Doorknobbing

The action of wrapping a penis around a doorknob so that the door knobber can open and close the door or twist the doorknob in order to get off.

Jim: Did you hear Jared doorknobbing last night?

by Cloud Sungay September 22, 2018

bullets for dinner

Mainly used when you make a serious mistake.

Can be used as a replacement for "Fuck me!".
Could also refer to someone else's extreme rage/disappointment in themself.

John: I hear Connor botched his proposal to Katy yesterday.
Fred: I know, he's gonna be eating bullets for dinner tonight.

Jared: Man, you suck at this.
Jim: Goddamnit, I know, I'm gonna eat bullets for dinner.

by Cloud Sungay September 22, 2018