Clayton 's definitions

gav

The short, pushy member of a townie or Kev gang. usually found at the front of a group of four Kevs mouthing off safe in the knowledge that, should push come to shove (and indeed kick) Kev, Darren and Tone will actually perform the requisite violence.

"leave it Gav, It ain't worff it"

by clayton July 22, 2003

Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

sphect

Possibly the skankiest kid ever. His dad's a fucking hippy that meets other dirty liberal douches to protest. He wears the exact same clothes as his brothers and he thinks he's better than everyone else.

<i>Also</i>
To show up at someone's house, completely unwanted and just to rot their for hours on end, boring them to death while making the house smell like a fucking sewage treatment plant.

Where's that dirty sphect kid?

by clayton August 9, 2004

kinesthetic

1. n. a person who is unskilled in the arts of not being a retard - specifically one who learns by experiencing things 'pysically' 2. Adj. Stupid 3. n. thicko spaz

"God, Lewis, You're such a kinesthetic!"

"Ooh, are you in the kinesthetic group, Lewis?"

by Clayton February 26, 2005

Thlyd

1. n. A person suffering from major birth defects due to the prescription of Thalidomide to his/her mother during the early stages of pregnancy <br>2. n. A stupid or unpopular individual: see spastic<br>3. n. A Handicapped<br>4. A member of British Punk Band: 'The Thlyds'

1. There's a thlyd in our class<br>2/3. You fucking Thlyd!<br>4. Hello, I'm Thornton, I'm a Thlyd.

by clayton February 14, 2004

fort defiance high school

A school in Virginia, where all the administration think they are cops and bully the students. They don't know how to handle any situation correctly and harass students over pointless stuff. Overran by Mexicans and all the white kids think they are black, even the fake ass rednecks that are there. They only have about 4 black people but like I said all the white kids make up for the loss

Fort defiance high school is for posers and wanna be cops.

by Clayton July 13, 2014

grumpkin

a short, trollish, bitch that everyone hates. She's annoying, ugly, and the kinda girl you would love to punch in the face...repeatedly.

Brandon's girlfriend is such a grumpkin.

by clayton September 20, 2004