underwater skier

When a woman has a penis in her mouth, vagina and anus. Plus she also has a penis in each hand. Airtight with poles.

We had five guys over for my wife’s birthday. She took care of all them at the same time. She was underwater skier!

by Claymax2 December 12, 2021

Porn Scat

Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.

Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.

by Claymax2 April 24, 2023

yellow iron

Swinger slang for Cialis. Erectile dysfunction medicine that is yellow and makes your penis rigid. Play on the slang for heavy construction equipment such as a bulldozer.

We have ten couples and two unicorns at the sex club tonight. I'm going to need some yellow iron to keep up with this crowd.

by Claymax2 July 27, 2017

peesistant

When your dog is resisting going to the bathroom when you need them to.

I was running late to a meeting because Fido was being peesistant. He can just hold it for another 5 hours if he is going to be like that.

by Claymax2 August 28, 2019

swinger logistics

The act of coordinating multiple competing schedules to coordinate an orgy.

I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.

by Claymax2 November 17, 2015