Definitions by Claymax2

swinger ring

A black ring worn on the right ring finger. This indicates that the couple is a swinger.

Look at them....they have the keys on the bar and their swinger rings on. I bet she has a hotwife anklet on too.

swinger ring by Claymax2 February 27, 2021

peesistant 

When your dog is resisting going to the bathroom when you need them to.

I was running late to a meeting because Fido was being peesistant. He can just hold it for another 5 hours if he is going to be like that.

peesistant by Claymax2 August 28, 2019

Welphone 

The act of giving a person with a crappy old smartphone your previous smartphone because they can’t afford a new one.

Henry’s cell phone was so old I felt bad for him and offered him a welphone. My old 6s is better than that iPhone 5 he was using.

Welphone by Claymax2 February 22, 2019

Pepper Rapist 

When the server at the restaurant forces “Fresh Ground Pepper” onto your meal.

I just wanted the salt shaker, but the Pepper Rapist came over and put 5 pounds of pepper on my salad against my will.

Pepper Rapist by Claymax2 November 30, 2017

yellow iron 

Swinger slang for Cialis. Erectile dysfunction medicine that is yellow and makes your penis rigid. Play on the slang for heavy construction equipment such as a bulldozer.

We have ten couples and two unicorns at the sex club tonight. I'm going to need some yellow iron to keep up with this crowd.

yellow iron by Claymax2 July 27, 2017

swinger logistics 

The act of coordinating multiple competing schedules to coordinate an orgy.

I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.

swinger logistics by Claymax2 January 22, 2016

Extracurricular Industrial Complex 

The large scale after school sports programs that kids now are made a part of. This includes soccer, baseball, hockey, gymnastics, ballet and other activities that children participate in after school.

This addresses the over scheduling of children and the parents who have to shuttle them to all these events with the misbegotten hope that their child is "gifted" and we surely go pro, or at least get a scholarship to a post-secondary school.

My daughter is in Soccer, traveling soccer, winter soccer, spring soccer, fall soccer, soccer camp and is on three different teams for each of these groups. My son does the same thing but for hockey. Yesterday I had to declare bankruptcy because we are out of money.

Dude, you are a victim of the Extracurricular Industrial Complex.

Extracurricular Industrial Complex by Claymax2 November 26, 2015