Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.
by Claymax2 April 24, 2023
I just wanted the salt shaker, but the Pepper Rapist came over and put 5 pounds of pepper on my salad against my will.
by Claymax2 November 30, 2017
The large scale after school sports programs that kids now are made a part of. This includes soccer, baseball, hockey, gymnastics, ballet and other activities that children participate in after school.
This addresses the over scheduling of children and the parents who have to shuttle them to all these events with the misbegotten hope that their child is "gifted" and we surely go pro, or at least get a scholarship to a post-secondary school.
This addresses the over scheduling of children and the parents who have to shuttle them to all these events with the misbegotten hope that their child is "gifted" and we surely go pro, or at least get a scholarship to a post-secondary school.
My daughter is in Soccer, traveling soccer, winter soccer, spring soccer, fall soccer, soccer camp and is on three different teams for each of these groups. My son does the same thing but for hockey. Yesterday I had to declare bankruptcy because we are out of money.
Dude, you are a victim of the Extracurricular Industrial Complex.
Dude, you are a victim of the Extracurricular Industrial Complex.
by Claymax2 November 26, 2015
I was running late to a meeting because Fido was being peesistant. He can just hold it for another 5 hours if he is going to be like that.
by Claymax2 August 28, 2019
Look at them....they have the keys on the bar and their swinger rings on. I bet she has a hotwife anklet on too.
by Claymax2 February 27, 2021
Swinger slang for Cialis. Erectile dysfunction medicine that is yellow and makes your penis rigid. Play on the slang for heavy construction equipment such as a bulldozer.
We have ten couples and two unicorns at the sex club tonight. I'm going to need some yellow iron to keep up with this crowd.
by Claymax2 July 27, 2017