Claymax2's definitions

Cumiar

When you cum on a cracker for someone to eat.

I’m not sure which I prefer on my Ritz cracker, caviar, or my husbands cum. It is so enjoyable I call it cumiar.

by Claymax2 May 15, 2023

underwater skier

When a woman has a penis in her mouth, vagina and anus. Plus she also has a penis in each hand. Airtight with poles.

We had five guys over for my wife’s birthday. She took care of all them at the same time. She was underwater skier!

by Claymax2 December 11, 2021

swinger ring

A black ring worn on the right ring finger. This indicates that the couple is a swinger.

Look at them....they have the keys on the bar and their swinger rings on. I bet she has a hotwife anklet on too.

by Claymax2 February 27, 2021

man fridge

The refrigerator located in the garage or basement that is primarily filled with the items that cannot be stored in the regular refrigerator due to space constraints and nutritional quality. This refrigerator is usually the unit that was previously in the kitchen but has been replaced for aesthetic reasons.

She made me put my meat in the man fridge while it marinades.

by Claymax2 May 23, 2021

stupidemic

When a large group of people are engaging in behavior that is less than smart. An epidemic of stupidity.

LL I want to do is park my car, but this Costco parking lot is in the midst of a stupidemic.

by Claymax2 February 19, 2022

IAD

Improvised anal device. Something used as an anal sex toy that was not intended to be an anal sex toy. These usually end up with a trip to the emergency room and subsequent x-ray picture.

We got drunk last night and my butt plugs were at home, I needed up using a light bulb and ended up in A&E explaining why that IAD was present in my rectum.

by Claymax2 January 1, 2026

Everest Spitroast

Having a three way in a plane while in flight. Preferably at cruising altitude.

Lenny, Mary and I had an Everest spitroast in the back of a JetBlue A220. We got some looks as she removed that privacy panel between the lavatories, but it was worth it and they should mind their own business.

by Claymax2 April 18, 2025