Claymax2's definitions

Pepper Rapist

When the server at the restaurant forces “Fresh Ground Pepper” onto your meal.

I just wanted the salt shaker, but the Pepper Rapist came over and put 5 pounds of pepper on my salad against my will.

by Claymax2 November 30, 2017

Porn Scat

Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.

Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.

by Claymax2 April 24, 2023

yellow iron

Swinger slang for Cialis. Erectile dysfunction medicine that is yellow and makes your penis rigid. Play on the slang for heavy construction equipment such as a bulldozer.

We have ten couples and two unicorns at the sex club tonight. I'm going to need some yellow iron to keep up with this crowd.

by Claymax2 July 27, 2017

stupidemic

When a large group of people are engaging in behavior that is less than smart. An epidemic of stupidity.

LL I want to do is park my car, but this Costco parking lot is in the midst of a stupidemic.

by Claymax2 February 19, 2022

swinger logistics

The act of coordinating multiple competing schedules to coordinate an orgy.

I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.

by Claymax2 January 22, 2016

man fridge

The refrigerator located in the garage or basement that is primarily filled with the items that cannot be stored in the regular refrigerator due to space constraints and nutritional quality. This refrigerator is usually the unit that was previously in the kitchen but has been replaced for aesthetic reasons.

She made me put my meat in the man fridge while it marinades.

by Claymax2 May 23, 2021