4 definitions by Claustrophobic Teletubby
This boy is a bomb ass nigga, although he may be a bit autistic he is a sex god. He can size his dick up or down to the preferred size. He is also extremely good at Fortnite. Whenever you see him he has a hand ready to beat his chest with a loose wrist and a firm hand. He is extremely chill and a cool guy to hang out with. All he needs is a girlfriend which he could totally get cause according to my sources, he is a sexy beast. He is a 100% beaner and is extremely proud that my grandpa owned his.
by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 17, 2019
Anyone named Will or William is definitely autistic. They stand out as much as humanly possible using their autistic abilities. They are always the wing man in every situation, and even protect people they hate. Advice is one of the main reason these degenerates live. They are amazing at giving advice to anyone, even if they despise them. After a long day at school, they either go home and cry, or go eat at McDonald's or some shit. They are always outgoing to find attention and they will do anything for a glance.
Shevy: my grandfather passed last night.
William: Shut the fuck up, whore *beats chest with open hand violently*
William: Shut the fuck up, whore *beats chest with open hand violently*
by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 17, 2019
by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 17, 2019
by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 17, 2019