Definitions by Claudia Hoarfrost

Gramola 

Your hippie grandma

My gramola grows my parents weed.

Gramola by Claudia Hoarfrost July 27, 2018

OPRAH 

An acronym : Old Person's Revolting Arm Hang. "Batwings, " upper arm droop.Discussed by Oprah on her show in the nineties when she became aware of her own.

" I love the way this blouse conceals my OPRAH."

OPRAH by Claudia Hoarfrost July 6, 2018

FORGET-ME-NAZI 

An ex-lover or friend who is fanatically dedicated to holding on and refusing to let go.

My ex-boyfriend of six years is a total FORGET-ME-NAZI who still expects a nightly phone call from me!

FORGET-ME-NAZI by Claudia Hoarfrost July 4, 2018

TRUMPTHINGSTUPID 

Something stupid said by Trump

The president tweeted TRUMPTHINGSTUPID again!

TRUMPTHINGSTUPID by Claudia Hoarfrost July 3, 2018

Trumpthingstupid 

A comment made by the 45th president of the United States

"What did the president say about THAT?" TRUMPTHINGSTUPID

Trumpthingstupid by Claudia Hoarfrost July 1, 2018

PEEQUENCY 

Frequency of urination

This drug is for bladder control, Mrs Smith. What is your PEEQUENCY?

PEEQUENCY by Claudia Hoarfrost June 14, 2018