Clara Fication's definitions

Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Tub Queen

People who obsessively store everything in rubber or plastic tubs. Files, clothes, food, you get the idea. Instead of having the proper storage for these items.

She's a tub queen.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Clusters

A collection of objects of any sort.

Good clusters are hard to find, puss.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

plantserts

Slang for silicone breast implants.

She got some big ol' plantserts, girl.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Transillyite

Slang for a male to female transgender person who has been obviously over pumped with silicone. With all these biological females getting appallingly huge booty implants or injections, it could be applied to them as well. (careful who you use this word around, some people can't take a joke and you could be spitting out your teeth.) Not intended to demean anyone, just a little humor.

That is a back room or basement silicone job. No real doctor would ever do that to anyone. Obvious transillyite.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Banana Split

When a transgender male to female has the full vaginoplasty, the penis is split in half and pushed back inside creating a fully functional and cosmetically accurate vagina. Slang for the operation is the banana split.

She's really pretty. I heard she had the banana split.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

velveeta queen

A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.

He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016