Definitions by Clara Fication

Pouring Tea 

Gossip, telling other people's business, malicious or otherwise.

Let's go to the club, I hear the girls are pouring tea tonight.

Pouring Tea by Clara Fication June 9, 2016

Tub Queen 

People who obsessively store everything in rubber or plastic tubs. Files, clothes, food, you get the idea. Instead of having the proper storage for these items.

She's a tub queen.

Tub Queen by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

Face Spiders by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Clusters 

A collection of objects of any sort.

Good clusters are hard to find, puss.

Clusters by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

plantserts

Slang for silicone breast implants.

She got some big ol' plantserts, girl.

plantserts by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Banana Split 

When a transgender male to female has the full vaginoplasty, the penis is split in half and pushed back inside creating a fully functional and cosmetically accurate vagina. Slang for the operation is the banana split.

She's really pretty. I heard she had the banana split.

Banana Split by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Transillyite 

Slang for a male to female transgender person who has been obviously over pumped with silicone. With all these biological females getting appallingly huge booty implants or injections, it could be applied to them as well. (careful who you use this word around, some people can't take a joke and you could be spitting out your teeth.) Not intended to demean anyone, just a little humor.

That is a back room or basement silicone job. No real doctor would ever do that to anyone. Obvious transillyite.

Transillyite by Clara Fication June 5, 2016