Clara Fication's definitions

Tub Queen

People who obsessively store everything in rubber or plastic tubs. Files, clothes, food, you get the idea. Instead of having the proper storage for these items.

She's a tub queen.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Banana Split

When a transgender male to female has the full vaginoplasty, the penis is split in half and pushed back inside creating a fully functional and cosmetically accurate vagina. Slang for the operation is the banana split.

She's really pretty. I heard she had the banana split.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Transillyite

Slang for a male to female transgender person who has been obviously over pumped with silicone. With all these biological females getting appallingly huge booty implants or injections, it could be applied to them as well. (careful who you use this word around, some people can't take a joke and you could be spitting out your teeth.) Not intended to demean anyone, just a little humor.

That is a back room or basement silicone job. No real doctor would ever do that to anyone. Obvious transillyite.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

hangup artist

People who glom onto you and trap you into all their problems, hangups and neurosis. All they focus on is themselves and one sided conversation only about them.

I could never be her friend. She's such a hangup artist.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

ash trash

Cigarette smokers. Leaving smokers debris and stank wherever they go. The green stuff don't count.

She could inhale through her mouth and blow smoke rings out her ass. Nothing but ash trash.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

eraser nipples

It's when men's nipples look like oversized pencil erasers. Permanently hard. If they're wearing a t-shirt you can see nipples from down the block. Sometimes they're natural and sometimes extreme nipple play and pinch twisting can make them that way after a long period of time.

I'd like to give that guy's eraser nipples a Texas Titty Twister!

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016