Cj's definitions

sweatie

a girl that does not use deodorant and whose house stinks like cat poop

I can tell that chick Michelle from Apopka is a sweatie, it is obvious by looking at her.

by CJ September 30, 2004

backstabing cockbite

A phrase used a lot in the hit web sitcom Red Vs Blue

"you backstabing cockbite"

by CJ December 3, 2004

tamp

n. A man who enjoys anal sex with other men. Shortened from "dirt (or dung, crap, etc.) tamper". A butt pirate.

Will: That Jude Law is quite an attractive man.

CJ: You are SUCH a tamp.

by CJ January 31, 2004

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The call of the heroin cult. Draws said cult near. Use cautiously.

Timian: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Liam: ARGH! Don't make that sound!

by CJ September 5, 2004

Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.

(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.

by CJ September 5, 2004

initiald

cj the noob who pwns your ass and an awesoem anime

CJ watched the anime initial d while pwning

by CJ April 18, 2005

rican

ma nikkas a rican varys from where u come from im a new yorican from new york and this is a new yorican gurl and guy basically a new yorican kan be a banggin ass gurl wiff a fatty and a fine ass face and some big tetas and a guy rican is a fly ass nikka who dresses mad ghetto if u dont fit ne of these criteriors then u r not a new yorican :P

That dam rican stole my girlfriend.
Damn that rican is fine.
Wow that rican got a fatty.
I would bang that rican.

by Cj September 9, 2004