Cj's definitions

sujah

the bravest tool given to mankind

suajh can help us

by cj October 20, 2003

bomb

To speed dangerously fast in a vehicle. Used often in suburban road rats dialect.

"I bombed down the highway at a buck '05 after taking three shots of Jack Daniels."

by CJ February 29, 2004

slipknot

it is a kick ass band wit kick ass mask if ya pussy wanna diss them then u can go suck ur mom

slipknot kicks ass

by CJ February 22, 2004

thuganomy

The system of laws governing thugs

Marijuana is the driving force in the American thuganomy

by CJ September 16, 2004

Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.

(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.

by CJ September 5, 2004

David Bowie

Excessively talented and attractive singer/actor with more influence on music than possibly any other musician in the history of time. Some of his best albums include Low, Outside, and Reality.

David Bowie is a demi-god in his own right.

by cj January 17, 2004

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006