Cj's definitions

bezzle

The acting of performing or recieving of oral sex.

Kiesha got herpes on her mouth from her bad habbit of giving random boys bezzle.

by cj October 11, 2003

flatuloquist

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj January 1, 2007

Hit the block

Reffered mainly to mafia and gangs. Sending men to surround a block with dozens of cars full of men, and firing at the block until it is leveled.

Hymie Weiss's gang hit the block that Al Capone was dining at with a friend, but no one was hurt.

by cj October 17, 2003

slipknot

the band is a kick ass band wit kick ass band ...........all u fuckers who diss them can go suck ur mom

slipknot kicks ass

by CJ February 22, 2004

cherrypunk

a nickname for a male (and sometimes female) who is ridden with AIDS and stalks people via internet/other indirect communication.

"Back the fuck up you disgusting cherrypunk"

by cj March 19, 2004

Nuisance

1. One who is annoying.
2. One who wants people to follow rules but does not in return.
Leprochanic Elephantas
Phat Kid

1. You stupid nuisance!
2a. Go "over there" and "do that"!
2b. Don't tell me anything just do it!
2c. What makes you think I'll listen to you.
2d. If you don't shut up, I'm gonna stick you!

by CJ September 9, 2004

Heroin Cult

A cult of zombie heroin addicts. Nocturnal creatures, they can be seen wandering around bushes at night. They wander in a syncronised fashion, back and forth, separated from each other by upto 40 metres. The more prestigious members will hide in the bushes themselves, and can only be seen at close distances by their white clothing or cigarettes.

Liam: Shall we scout out the skate park?
Si: Nah, man, i can see them moving.
Timian: Where?
Si: In the bushes.
Liam: Fuck, there's one fettled out on the quater pipe.
Timian: Nah. Fuck that. Let's stay here.

by CJ September 5, 2004