Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR)'s definitions

Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.

"Breath"
"Fuel Injected"
"Long Way Down"

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

anal lung cancer

A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much

Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers?
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

cooney piss

When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.

After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Analogist

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.

"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Pennsylvania

Hot summers, cold winters, Cheesteaks (not philly cheesesteaks you non-Pennsyvanian fucks. Yeah the roads are shitty, it's boring to drive to. But hey the beach is an hour away, the mountains are an hour away, Philly is a dump, especially west and north, looks like a bomb fuckin hit it. I live in the east and I'm no snobby fucker like these people say. But I guess PA is filled with a lot of assholes, the South East especially, but I haven't really been to western PA. State College is cool and so is Centralia (there is a mine fire burning underground and you can see smoke and steam vent from breaks in the ground, good daytrip. oh and another thing, people around here say wooder or as you assholes call it "water" damn sounds gay said like that. Home of Rolling Rock, Yuengling, Hershey's, Heinz, Herr's, cheesesteaks, pretzels, bars on every corner, lots of NRA members, Upper Darby High School (my alma mater with a whooping 3,900 fucks roaming around it right now). I think wiggers spread here from New York? Maybe Jersey.

Let's get a case of beer and go watch the Flyers down the shore with wooder ice and cheesesteaks. Can you understand that gay midwest and California?

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 4, 2004