Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR)'s definitions

Anal relocation

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.

Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.

"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

fallopian nightmare

When you fuck a girl so hard, you give her fallopian tubes nightmares.

Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

box day

The first warm day after a cold spell. All of the hot boxes will be out in their sluttiest attire, walking around, or sunbathing. Most will be donating free anal blowjobs in celebration of the glorious day.

I was walking down the street and this box set pulled me to the side on Box Day and domed me off like there was no tomorrow. Hooray for good weather!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

negrotic

Of or relating to the African American race.

Bobby got his bike stolen and proclaimed it was 'negrotic.'

Jesse went to jail and it was no surprise because half of his family was already there. They all diagnosed with accute negrotism.

Karl had 5 kids with 4 different baby's mommas making him text book negrotic.

Fred needed rims for his '81 Honda CRX and he knew just where to find them - the Negrotic Outlet on highway 3, past the homeless junction.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

cute apple behind

Viluptuous backside

JR proclaimed that Shawn Michaels had a cute apple behind

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004