Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR)'s definitions

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

fellatio sandstorm

When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.

After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

wetbacking

doing wetback work i.e. mowing the lawn, weedwacking etc.

After a hard day of wetbacking, Joe and Bill knocked back a couple Coronas and MGDs.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.

Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

cuntricidical

Of or like a cunt.

Nah, I don't feel like coming out tonight.

Oh don't be so cuntricidical.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 4, 2004

cumroddery

Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.

Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

pink brown eye

Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.

Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004