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Leftover Anal

Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.
Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!
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reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women
"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.
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hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.
Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.
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cuntricidical

Nah, I don't feel like coming out tonight.

Oh don't be so cuntricidical.
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cumroddery

Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.
Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.
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Code Red Anal

The most severe level of anal activity before the anus is ruptured and the grundle is no longer in existence.
After a long night of code red anal, Jessica had to get her plumbing sewed back together.
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box day

The first warm day after a cold spell. All of the hot boxes will be out in their sluttiest attire, walking around, or sunbathing. Most will be donating free anal blowjobs in celebration of the glorious day.
I was walking down the street and this box set pulled me to the side on Box Day and domed me off like there was no tomorrow. Hooray for good weather!
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