wetbacking

doing wetback work i.e. mowing the lawn, weedwacking etc.
After a hard day of wetbacking, Joe and Bill knocked back a couple Coronas and MGDs.
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hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.
Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.
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pink brown eye

Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.
Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.
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cute apple behind

Viluptuous backside
JR proclaimed that Shawn Michaels had a cute apple behind
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Armpit of America

As Bob approached the border of PA, he could see the sign that always brightened his day up:
"Welcome to Pennysylvania."

"Ahhh, I feel better already" thought Bob.
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International Box Day

The last Friday of April; usually warm and sunny so natureally all the hot chicks or "boxes" are out and about.
Who wants to go to Sesame Place?

Fuck you it's International Box Day! I'm waiting at the middle school till it lets out!
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