Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR)'s definitions

pink brown eye

Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.

Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

fellatio sandstorm

When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.

After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

cumroddery

Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.

Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

biscuit hoot

Hoots of joy or sadness from the African American Negro.

After receiving his first paycheck from Popeye's, Dushuon let out a biscuit hoot of glee heard 'round the 'hood. But then, this bicuit hoot was followed by a sad biscuit hoot when he realized that half of this check would go to child support, the other half would go to Luigi the rock slanger.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

labbatical

When a woman's labia takes a paid vacation for medical reasons.

Marcy's vagina had to skip town for a few weeks because it's crack dealer was on the prowl, so it took a labbatical. Paul was quite disappointed when he found out, but realized this meant 2 weeks of anal sex for him.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

analectomy

Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes.

Fred, does this dress make me look fat?
Yeah, it does. Maybe you should get an analectomy.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women

"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004