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Leftover Anal

Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.
Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!
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reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women
"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.
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Rolling Rock

A very thin bitter light beer brewed in Latrobe near Pittsburgh, PA. I think its drank out there the most, but it is drank around Philly too. One of a kind love or hate kinda beer.
"Who wants a rock?"

"Cool we have crack tonight?"

"No you nigger, rolling rock not crack!"

"I'll pass. Bring on the natty!"
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fallopian nightmare

When you fuck a girl so hard, you give her fallopian tubes nightmares.
Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.
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Anal relocation

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.
Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.
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Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.
"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."
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analography

Biography of an anus. Most common among celebrities.
"What book are you reading?"
"The Analization of Mel Gibson"
"He has an analography already?
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