by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 06, 2004
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes
Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!
Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!
Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 06, 2004
Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.
"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
As Bob approached the border of PA, he could see the sign that always brightened his day up:
"Welcome to Pennysylvania."
"Ahhh, I feel better already" thought Bob.
"Welcome to Pennysylvania."
"Ahhh, I feel better already" thought Bob.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 04, 2004
Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004