Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR)'s definitions

International Box Day

The last Friday of April; usually warm and sunny so natureally all the hot chicks or "boxes" are out and about.

Who wants to go to Sesame Place?

Fuck you it's International Box Day! I'm waiting at the middle school till it lets out!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Armpit of America

New Jersey

As Bob approached the border of PA, he could see the sign that always brightened his day up:
"Welcome to Pennysylvania."

"Ahhh, I feel better already" thought Bob.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 4, 2004

box set

Twins of a hot box nature.

The Olsen twins are a box set.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women

"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.

"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Anal relocation

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.

Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

fallopian nightmare

When you fuck a girl so hard, you give her fallopian tubes nightmares.

Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004