Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Cinders and HEvil

Pantaloons

Your wifes crunchy polka dotted crotchless bloomers....Or your husband's man panties..

Sara don't you think it's about time you wash your pantaloons, its been a coons age since them been washed they stiffer than my morning wood!

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A socklike pocket that a bro in the hoosecow uses to deliver his load in when he's loving himself .

Hey homie what about that skudmitten , it's more attractive than that bitch I saw u with last month!!

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When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

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Any orifus that you can slide your dick into while your women is sound asleep.

Hey bro I caught your sisters anyholinacole last night while she was asleep and her beef curtains fell out!

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