Definitions by Chuck Hastings

fundamentalist 

One who believes that principles are more important than people, or results.

Osama bin Laden
Tomas Torquemada
Jerry Falwell
Meir Kahane
Ted Unabomber

One can be a fundamentalist in any religious or secular creed.

fundamentalist by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

scrunch

To simultaneously Squeeze and CRUNCH.

The classic problem of trying to scrunch twenty-eight poinds of
shit into a twenty-seven-pound basket.

scrunch by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

bazoofsi 

A female breast. Sounds vaguely Persian (pre-Ayatollah),
and more polite than `jug' or `tit' or `boob' or `hooter' or
`knocker.'

She had the biggest pair of bazoofsies in the last five years of
PLAYBOY.

bazoofsi by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

yowie 

An anthropoid reported from the New South Wales area of Australia, similar to the Pacific Northwest bigfoot/sasquatch and to creatures reported from many regions of Asia.

I saw a yowie down by the river, but after I went and got my camera he was gone.

yowie by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003