Chuck 's definitions

Fert

noun - when a small fart escapes, but its not loud enough or big enough to be concidered a fart.

"Dude, that was a fert, fart like a real man"

by chuck July 28, 2003

daffy

often interchanged with the word krunk; to explain something enjoyable or someone cool.

That party was so daffy!
Mary is the daffiest person I know!

by Chuck March 1, 2004

dush

The way we spell douche at Arkansas Tech. My suitemate spelled it like that on messenger.

Me: Your mom is a whore.
Him: shut up dush.
Me: It's douche, fag.

by Chuck April 11, 2005

sankis

Noun

A Male prostitute in the caribbean islands that will show you a good time on vacations if you pay for his drinks and spend money on him

The beach in the dominican Republic was loaded with annoying sankis

by Chuck October 25, 2003

social anxiety

Characterized by extreme self-consciousness. A condition in which the subject may be consistently nervous, fearing judgement and over-rationalizing, taking things apart to much, often worrying about what others may think of them, not to mention feeling like they are always being looked at.

I think that wierd guy who comes in here now and then, the one who always seems kind of nervous and doesn't make eye contact, has social anxiety. Sucks.

All socially anxious people should unite and start a community together. Approach your fellow nervous wreck. Also, socially anxious people should all date each other, because it's near impossible to get along with others. Fuck everyone else, there's nothing wrong with us.

by Chuck October 5, 2003

www

Acronym for World Wide Web
Refers to the part of the internet that sports html pages

I was browsing the www the other day

by Chuck May 6, 2003

indie rock

Independent Rock Music (?):

Generally, a very broad term that has limited use. Most people who like indie rock are too cool to like indie rock, especially now that indie rock is a special feature on a certain cable network.

Many indie rockers/scensters are always in competition with each other. They see each other in public and examine each other, but don't talk. It's one big focked up, confusing, ultra self-consicious nod that hip people give to each other, but never talk about outside the internet. Indie rock nowadays is all about constantly altering your taste, and trying to figure out why you stopped liking all these great bands, but then realizing, "oh yeah, I'm indie rock"

by Chuck October 5, 2003