Chuck 's definitions

wiener guitar

the act of masturbation

Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.

by Chuck May 2, 2003

mucker

another term for oral stimulation of the penis

"She gives good muckers"

by Chuck March 29, 2005

shit pig

A grotesque slob of a female. Her ugliness is only surpassed by her annoyingness.

Oh god her come shit pig, I hope she didn't see us.

by Chuck September 19, 2003

alopecoid

Fox-Like creature.

note: Often causes dizzy spells and fainting when attempting to spell this word.

Stop the clock, that's alopecoid!

by Chuck June 18, 2004

New Jersey

One of the most polluted states in the United States, although it does have some nice parts (but what state doesn't?).

Imagine any other state in the Northeast US, with everyday things like suburbs, shopping centers, parking lots, wooded areas here and there, highways, businesses, schools, etc., but with all of these things cramped together in a space 50% smaller than they should be, and it gets bigger every year. And then they say "Hey, development creates jobs! Do you have a problem with jobs being created? huh? huh?" Great.

New Jersey is like one big orgy of feces and urine, with some air freshener thrown in to make up for the sick part, especially on the weekends.

by Chuck December 7, 2003

bootylicious

a perfect gurl, perfect in every way, beatiful in all aspects; the kinda gurl every guy dreams about

one gurl just like that, Meghan

by Chuck December 29, 2003

in the volvo

doing shit in a old run down vehicle

A. hey we should kill someone
B. yeah dude in the volvo

by chuck February 10, 2004