Christina S's definitions

sex bugs

Another name for the crabs, or crab louse, an STD. So named because, unlike bed bugs, you get these from having sex.

I was with a girl last night, and she gave me a bad case of the sex bugs!

by Christina S October 4, 2010

svp

Short for the French phrase, "s'il vous plait," meaning "If you please." In France, "svp" is a very commonly used shorthand, used online, in letters, etc.

Donnez-moi le pamplemouse, svp!

Give me a grapefruit, svp!

by Christina S June 11, 2006

-zorz

Also -zors

Taken from the popular internet and MMORPG expression, haxorz, "zorz" is added to random words for no particular reason except to sound cool/annoying. Examples include everything from "l33tzorz" to "gayzorz" to "I'm hungry, make me a sandwhichzorz."

Expressions ending is "-zorz" commonly begin with teh as a prefix.

Yo! That's teh suckzorz!
I'm hungryzorz.
I can't go out tonight, I have teh homeworkzorz.
-zorz!

by Christina S June 23, 2006

man fetish

When a man has a sexual, possesive, or obsessive crush on another man. For example, when a man crush becomes sexual or just plain creepy, it becomes a man fetish.

Axel has a total man fetish with Roxas.

by Christina S April 30, 2006

A and P Catholic

Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday.

Bob: Do you ever go to Church?
Steve: Only on Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday, when they give out free stuff.
Bob: Dude, you are such an A and P Catholic!

by Christina S April 30, 2006

yunapalooza

In the video game Final Fantasy X-2, the main character Yuna apparently goes insane and has herself a "Yunapalooza." This involves singing bad Japanese pop songs and dancing really badly while wearing odd clothing. Very, very, disturbing. Also involves the classic line:

"I can't stop dancing!"

I was playing FFX-2 today, and the beginning scene with Yunapalooza is so disturbing. Why must she sing terrible J-Pop music???

by Christina S May 4, 2006

Dilly Dally Shilly Shally

Some random expression used to Tifa in the movie Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. No one is quite sure what it means, but it appears she says it in uncomfortable situations, much like "I don't wanna talk about it!"

Girl: You just cant deal with anything, can you??
Guy: (some lame excuse)
Girl: Oh shut up.
Guy: (more lame excuse)
Girl: Dilly dally shilly shally!

by Christina S May 16, 2006