Christina S's definitions

trashed

Beyond exhausted, so much so that one appears to be drunk. Symptons include staring into space, taking hours to respond to simple questions, pausing randomly inbetween words, walking unsteadily, falling asleep standing up, and generally acting tired and spaced-out.

I pulled an all-nighter on that paper last night and boy am I trashed.

by Christina S September 17, 2006

shluck

The sound a sword makes when it is removed from one's body. This sound occurs due to the fact that when a sword enters a body, a vacuum is created, making it difficult to remove. When it is removed, however, the sound of the air rushing back in makes a "shulck!" sound.

After driving my sword through that orc, I pulled it out with a giant shluck sound.

by Christina S May 11, 2006

sperm eyebrows

When a girl gets her eyebrows waxed in such a way that the parts closest to the center of the face are round and as thick as natural brows, when the rest of the eyebrow is waxed into a thin line. This makes both eyebrows look like sperm, hence the name "sperm eyebrows."

Did you see Kelly's eyebrow wax? Total sperm eyebrows!
I told the lady who waxed my eyebrows to keep them as natural as possible, and look what she gave me--sperm eyebrows!
Dani got her eyebrows waxed really thin, but for some reason kept the front of them thick, they are such sperm eyebrows.

by Christina S January 19, 2008

sex bugs

Another name for the crabs, or crab louse, an STD. So named because, unlike bed bugs, you get these from having sex.

I was with a girl last night, and she gave me a bad case of the sex bugs!

by Christina S October 4, 2010

A and P Catholic

Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday.

Bob: Do you ever go to Church?
Steve: Only on Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday, when they give out free stuff.
Bob: Dude, you are such an A and P Catholic!

by Christina S April 30, 2006

yunapalooza

In the video game Final Fantasy X-2, the main character Yuna apparently goes insane and has herself a "Yunapalooza." This involves singing bad Japanese pop songs and dancing really badly while wearing odd clothing. Very, very, disturbing. Also involves the classic line:

"I can't stop dancing!"

I was playing FFX-2 today, and the beginning scene with Yunapalooza is so disturbing. Why must she sing terrible J-Pop music???

by Christina S May 4, 2006

singering

A combination of "singer" and "singing." Can be used to mean either, but is usually used to talk about how someone sings, as it reflects both the SINGER and the quality of their SINGING!

Mark's singering was fantastic, I can't believe it!
I went to a concert last night, ugg, the singering was horrible!

by Christina S December 16, 2007