Emeril, The

When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."
"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."
by Christina March 10, 2005
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bamping

intransitive verb from bamp - smelly, minging, dirty faced, torn clothing. basically a minger.

Often used to describe a Devon-based person who is extremely fond of sheep.
Danny is a Bamping
He's often seen a tramping
His mother doesnae ken his fither
And she certainly widnae want tae
by Christina February 17, 2004
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mount de sales

where everything you have ever heard about catholic school girls come true...

the best all girls catholic school ever
by christina May 06, 2005
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dumbo

a pretty pretty pretty ladieee daht i really really love =P my homegurl dumbo rocks my socks ;D i love her dearly<3
dumbo is the best =P.
by christina January 06, 2005
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Kirrund

1. One who overly-uses the Time Stop spell, usually angering others.

2. Those who are fond of kitty-girls.
1. Dammit Kirrund! Stop that! I can't move!

2. No, Kirrund, I will not put on that outfit!
by Christina July 25, 2003
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bitchfuck

another word for calling someone an asshole or a dick
why the hell did u jus fuck my tree u bitchfuck!!
by christina April 19, 2004
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Within the Hill School memorial chapel lies magnificent stained glass windows…countless oak pews where so many men and women have sat and contemplated the teachings of their gods and professors, along with the schools motto, “whatsoever things are true”, carved in stone high above the steel piping of the organ and lancet windows. So many hours have been spent inside this glorious building, listening to speeches by jocks, overachievers, underachievers, village idiots, and stoners making feeble attempts to piece together their pathetic lives by trying to make some sort of profound sense out of it all. I’m so sorry but talks about Martha Stewart, storytelling, and other people’s insecurities just don’t spark my fancy.
"Whos the chapel speaker today?"
"psh, some faggot who knows a girl, whos knows a guy, whos cousin committed suicide. And how the suicide truly effected their outlook on life and being an adolescent."
by christina March 22, 2005
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