log effect tile

Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.
Some ones fitted a log effect tile in that public conveience
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
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binjacking

The art of disposing of your refuse in a bin belonging to another individual
Did you put that bag of dog poop I collected off the lawn in the bin ?

No , I binjacked next doors bin to hide our shame

Oh no , binjacking again
by Chris ord March 13, 2015
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wrist manual

A gentlemens interest magazine containing pictures of "Ladies who never say no" also features on classic cars and premium rate phone lines.
whilst walking the dog , I discovered a fantastic stash of dicarded wrist manuals , who says flytipping is all bad.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
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what fettle

A greeting , mainly used by older members of the community in North East Mining communities,latterly bastardised by younger members of the community to signify the achievement of the physical act of love,when such topics are discussed in a public house etc.
"I told her to get up stairs , pull her nighty up,and I gave her What Fettle"
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
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lay some cable

To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.
Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable
by chris ord August 31, 2006
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