Chris ord 's definitions
A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges
i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
Get the teddy bears armmug. A gentlemens interest magazine containing pictures of "Ladies who never say no" also features on classic cars and premium rate phone lines.
whilst walking the dog , I discovered a fantastic stash of dicarded wrist manuals , who says flytipping is all bad.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
Get the wrist manualmug. by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
Get the stott onmug. A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .
Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
by chris ord June 27, 2010
Get the swamp sockmug. Did you put that bag of dog poop I collected off the lawn in the bin ?
No , I binjacked next doors bin to hide our shame
Oh no , binjacking again
No , I binjacked next doors bin to hide our shame
Oh no , binjacking again
by Chris ord March 12, 2015
Get the binjackingmug.