Definitions by Chris from Vancouver

megasex

A big dick, a creamy vagina -- megasex.

Chris and Courtney had severe megasex last night.

megasex by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006

knopfler 

Short for Mark Knopfler, the greatest living musician/lyricist/vocalist.

He's still the man.

Dire Straits front man was Mark Knopfler, and god did he ever rock out. Smooth as silk.

knopfler by Chris from Vancouver May 5, 2006

Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?

"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.

Dire Straits by Chris from Vancouver July 7, 2005

shitergy 

Perjorative form of 'synergy', as popularized by the website defamer.com

A McDonalds and Fox News merger would be quite the example of corporate shitergy.

shitergy by Chris from Vancouver January 8, 2005