Chris Rauer's definitions

mollywop

to smack yourself in the balls by accident

I just mollywopped myself and boy does it sting!

by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006

spankess

To slap a girl immediately before a BJ in the forehead or facial area with your penis.

Right before she blew me, I gave her a spankess.

by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006

dirty garada

when you make a mixture of the final drops of all your liquor bottles

I didn't have enough money to buy a new bottle so I collected the bottles I had and made myself a dirty garada.

by Chris Rauer April 29, 2006