multi-bagger

n.
an unattractive woman who men would say needs more than three bags to cover her face.
I've actually slept with a few two baggers and three baggers but because these girls were wearing Frederick's of Hollywood lingirie, I've even slept with a multi-bagger once.
by Chris Norton January 19, 2007
mugGet the multi-baggermug.

Mrs. Robinson

an older woman who pursues men in their late teens and early twenties for sex.
My job is full of Mrs. Robinsons. Most of the women are at least twenty years older than me and they're the only ones hitting on me.
by Chris Norton October 01, 2008
mugGet the Mrs. Robinsonmug.

Hose monster

n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.
by Chris Norton January 10, 2007
mugGet the Hose monstermug.

shaq pack

a huge penis. the shaq pack sandwich was a sourdough bacon cheeseburger but the shaq pack can today be known as one's package if it's giant size.
Kobe, tell me how my shaq pack tastes?

My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.
by Chris Norton February 17, 2009
mugGet the shaq packmug.

Toilet Sloppy

adj.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.
-Before the thong, women had what were called panty bulges, or a term I use, "toilet sloppy".

-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.
by Chris Norton December 09, 2008
mugGet the Toilet Sloppymug.

courtesy wipe

you nut on a girl and you use her hair to wipe your cock.
Jane is such a newb; after giving me the most phenomenal blowjob ever she didn't even have the common gall to offer me a courtesy wipe.
by Chris Norton January 24, 2007
mugGet the courtesy wipemug.