Chris Norton's definitions

spank bank directory

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.

Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.

by Chris Norton January 18, 2007

Toilet Sloppy

adj.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.

-Before the thong, women had what were called panty bulges, or a term I use, "toilet sloppy".

-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.

by Chris Norton December 9, 2008

courtesy wipe

you nut on a girl and you use her hair to wipe your cock.

Jane is such a newb; after giving me the most phenomenal blowjob ever she didn't even have the common gall to offer me a courtesy wipe.

by Chris Norton January 24, 2007

shaq pack

a huge penis. the shaq pack sandwich was a sourdough bacon cheeseburger but the shaq pack can today be known as one's package if it's giant size.

Kobe, tell me how my shaq pack tastes?

My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.

by Chris Norton February 17, 2009

no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.

i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.

by Chris Norton January 29, 2009

multi-bagger

n.
an unattractive woman who men would say needs more than three bags to cover her face.

I've actually slept with a few two baggers and three baggers but because these girls were wearing Frederick's of Hollywood lingirie, I've even slept with a multi-bagger once.

by Chris Norton January 19, 2007