Chris Norton's definitions

bullpen

in dating, this is a lineup of associates who specialize in your tastes. as in baseball the manager needs a starting pitcher, middle reliever and a closer. in dating, some people various have fetishes and tastes. a bullpen satisfies an individual's various sexual needs. a bullpen is also a good way to keep a man from becoming pussywhipped.

tom leykis tells all his sons avoid girlfriends and instead to keep a bullpen. he's a smart guy who knows everything men need to know in order to get laid.

Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.

by Chris Norton February 6, 2009

Beer goggle bait

n.
a physically unattractrive woman who looks good to heavily drunk men as a result of the men's pounding.

Victoria's Secret has done miracles, helping marry off some two bag women and beer goggle bait.

by Chris Norton January 10, 2007

no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.

i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.

by Chris Norton January 29, 2009

spank bank directory

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.

Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.

by Chris Norton January 18, 2007

climb it

v.
when a woman engages in various sexual positions where she is atop the man

Chris: She would climb it. She'd be climbing it all night long.

by Chris Norton April 11, 2007

Mrs. Robinson

an older woman who pursues men in their late teens and early twenties for sex.

My job is full of Mrs. Robinsons. Most of the women are at least twenty years older than me and they're the only ones hitting on me.

by Chris Norton October 1, 2008