6 definitions by Chris Land
To apply glitter to a small square on the top lip. Much in the style of Dictator, and legendary Bluesman, Mississippi Adolf Hitler.
by Chris Land January 15, 2004
by Chris Land May 4, 2005
Rediculous. Elvis Presley was clearly a man who loved his shoes. He valued the smartness of his blue ones so much that he'd prefer physical abuse, slander and destruction of his personal affects rather than risk scuffing his precious brushed leather footwear.
Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes because it's just not funny, ok? They were a gift from Hank Williams.
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes because it's just not funny, ok? They were a gift from Hank Williams.
by Chris Land May 9, 2005
What the hell is Granular synthesis?
by Chris Land June 24, 2005
Good definitions already BUT two Brucie bonus points:
1) Mysteriously changed overnight from 'Cadbury's' to just 'Cadbury'. Much as Marathon changed to Snickers.
2) According to a quiz book bought by my housemate (which he bought from Poundland for, er well £1), also Cadbury Castle is the alleged real location of Camelot.
1) Mysteriously changed overnight from 'Cadbury's' to just 'Cadbury'. Much as Marathon changed to Snickers.
2) According to a quiz book bought by my housemate (which he bought from Poundland for, er well £1), also Cadbury Castle is the alleged real location of Camelot.
by Chris Land May 9, 2005
Pharaceutical product designed to relieve indigestion. Significant only because it's being advertised by an indigestion devil played by an actor who, although he does act his little socks off, should be ashamed of himself.
by Chris Land January 29, 2004