Chris Hume's definitions

bertie

Really couldn't give a damn

'George Bush is coming to London'
'Bertie'

by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

scud

A low life. Often violent and dangerous person.

That dude with a spiders web tattooed on his face is a pure scud.

by Chris Hume February 2, 2004

muldooned

Completely smashed on alcohol and/or other intoxicants

I was completely muldooned last night

by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

scuddy

See scud. The behaviour of a scud.

That was really scuddy when he kicked his head against the kerbstone like a football.

by chris hume February 2, 2004

heraldic

Buffoonery. Derived from James Burke AKA 'Herald'

That was so heraldic when he got stoned before a driving lesson and didn't notice when the lights turned green and then back to red with the car remaining stationary throughout.

by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

beadish

Highly unpleasant

It was totally beadish when I awoke in a pool of my own vomit

by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

cherub

a cherub is a really good looking girl

Anna Kournikova is an absolute cherub!

by chris hume October 13, 2004