Definitions by Chris Hattery

gas rape 

Pronounced like ass rape.

The sodomizing of average citizens by large oil and gas companies who continually and unnecessarily raise gas prices for sustained increase of profit.

Soon, Vaseline will have to be sold along with gasoline to ease the pain of gas rape.

gas rape by Chris Hattery May 7, 2008

workgasm 

The feeling you get when a hot co-worker walks by your desk.

Chris: Hey Joe. I just had another workgasm.
Joe: Did Janette, or Amy walk down the hall?

workgasm by Chris Hattery October 11, 2007