Chris G.'s definitions

502

The Chevy 502, probably the greatest big block ever made. Best when stuffed in a late 60's Nova.

"Dude, that pro street Nova has a supercharged 502 in it! Kickass!"

by Chris G. October 23, 2004

sloppy boner

the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as "track pants" and contains a semi-erect penis, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks "sloppy" as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when describing this condtion, original comment "hey, you know that guy SLOPPY BONER CARL!?"

"eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy boner, dude get some jeans"

"omg.... how am i gonna cover this old girl up......"

shit, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd"

"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES"

by Chris G. January 27, 2004

bi-shizzo, bi-shizzle

bi-shizzo = bike
bi-shizzle =bicycle
commonly used as a "ghetto street" slang word for bicycle, rarely used, but often emphasized, this word may not be used to describe pussy bikes, such as "roadies", "XCers", "BMXers", and or normal moutain bikes exluding all but serious freeride bikes and bikes manufactured for and sold at all Canadian TIre outlets (also see sicle, sicling, and siclist") originated in Ontario by a one "Yomar" when describing his dope ass ride.

"dude, thats a "phat" bi-shizzo"

"man!, is that a CT ride? "dope" bi-shizzle"

"norco 250 - "illest" sicle and "sicest" bi-shizzo"

by Chris G. January 23, 2004

scoatch

less than a smigden, a very miniscule amount, used to describe small amount of said goods or services. can be used loosley yet must be used with force, a strong word with deep roots back to H.dot and it's representatives abroad

"turn it down a scoatch"

"move a scoatch over"

"my gooch itches a scoatch)

by Chris G. January 23, 2004

M-40A1

The weapon widely regarded as the "Ultimate Sniper Rifle". Basically, it's a modified Remington 700 rifle. Introduced late in the Vietnam War.

"That's an M-40A1 dude."

by Chris G. October 23, 2004

t-ruckin'

can also be used as T-mother-fuckin'-ruckin, or TdotRuckin', all are acceptable versions of this popular term used mostly by "yomar" to describe his T-F-45-150 ford t-ruck, a pastime taken in by such people as B-rizza, and K.dawg. to name a scoatch of the people actually involved in this beloved hobby. carefull no sloppy boner's, "jean boner's, allowed, this means you SLOPPY BONER CARL, however all sicle riders welcome. many fun times in the summer months can be had, hopefull for years to come

"hey! let's got T-ruckin'"!

"T-mother-fuckin'-ruckin' FOR LIFE'

"hey.... watch the paint job....."

"my t-ruck is faster than your rice car.."

by Chris G. January 23, 2004

off-kilter

slightly un-straight, to be of-kilter is to at an angle, can be used to describe a feeling but was designed to describe the state of such objects as furniture, and other such structures. mainly refered to in H.dot as "that's a scoatch off-kilter"

"that's a scoatch off-kilter"

"hey craig... the tent is off-kilter" reply... "justa scoatch"

"man I fucked my t-ruck! she's sitting off-kilter"

by Chris G. January 23, 2004