Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P's definitions

AP english

A great opportunity for personal growth. Despite what these critics say, it is very gooooood.

All your grades are belonging to me.

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

Halo

An excellent X-Box game.

When combined with beer, hours of Halo can result in substantial weight gain.

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P May 14, 2005

Wake Forest University

My alma mater, strong and fair.

I went to the school of hard knocks, Wake Forest U.

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

Unibrow

A perfect union of the brows, admired and respected by all and great source of personal pride for those that are so blessed.

The ladies go wild for the unibrow.

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

yunoslavia

A multi-ethnic land west of Patrickstan ruled by Marshall Yuno. Marshall Yuno maintains order in his country with policies that are tough but fair and pursues an independent foreign policy.

Yunoslavia has yet to return Patrickstani secret agents who were caught at the border. The agents were found after they had spent several hours pogoing in front of at 10 ft. security fence in a sad attempt to jump it.

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P May 6, 2005

bean trees

The greatest book ever written.

Everyone ought to read the "Bean Trees". Kingsolver tells it like it is!

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

ice blood killa

A troubled young man who was often tardy and was known to crack wise. He will never make it in the world of literary criticism.

Mr. ice blood killa, so glad to see you made it to the reunion. What? Sure, I would be delighted to say "hello" to this little friend of yours.

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005