Definitions by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P

triads 

One of the most dangerous gangs in GTA III.

Triads are ramming your car.

triads by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P May 14, 2005

Halo 

An excellent X-Box game.

When combined with beer, hours of Halo can result in substantial weight gain.

Halo by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P May 14, 2005

yunoslavia 

A multi-ethnic land west of Patrickstan ruled by Marshall Yuno. Marshall Yuno maintains order in his country with policies that are tough but fair and pursues an independent foreign policy.

Yunoslavia has yet to return Patrickstani secret agents who were caught at the border. The agents were found after they had spent several hours pogoing in front of at 10 ft. security fence in a sad attempt to jump it.

yunoslavia by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P May 6, 2005

Don Juan 

"Don Juan" is a satiric poem, written by British poet Lord Byron (1788-1824). He wrote the poem between 1818-1819 and dedicated it to Robert Southey (who was Poet Laureate). The legend surrounding the character of Don Juan extends beyond Byron's poem.

"Don Juan" is truly one of Bryon's greatest poetic achievements. Sadly, the rustics that I taught could not even pronounce the title correctly, let alone grasp its meaning.

Don Juan by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

Wake Forest University

My alma mater, strong and fair.

I went to the school of hard knocks, Wake Forest U.

Wake Forest University by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

AP english 

A great opportunity for personal growth. Despite what these critics say, it is very gooooood.

All your grades are belonging to me.

AP english by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

Unibrow

A perfect union of the brows, admired and respected by all and great source of personal pride for those that are so blessed.

The ladies go wild for the unibrow.

Unibrow by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005