Definitions by Chris Felax

shazillion

A number larger than a million but open ended in size. Used as a generally large number that's unquantifiable.

"There are a shazillion people on the beach today. Where will we sit?"
"Shazillions of stars are in the sky tonight."

shazillion by Chris Felax March 25, 2008

blart 

Similar to "blast" or a "good time." Spoken as if someone were unfamiliar with the english language and mispronounced "blast."

"I can't wait for the party tonight. We'll have a blart!"
"Creating new words is a blart."

blart by Chris Felax March 25, 2008

howdios 

A combination of the words "howdy" and "adios." Can be used when greeting someone in passing or a quick salutation.

"Howdios, Mike! Howdios to you too."

howdios by Chris Felax January 24, 2008

cheft 

Meaning "cheese left." When you pull a slice of pizza out of the whole pie, it's the little bit of cheese, sauce, and toppings that come off the tip of your pizza slice.

"You swiped my cheft! I was going to eat that."

"The cheft is the best part of the pizza...all that pepperoni and cheese left in the box."

cheft by Chris Felax May 1, 2007

fyucka 

Describing anything fat, obese, rotund, porcine. Can be used as an adjective or noun.

That guy just ate 2 pepperoni pizzas by himself! How fyucka.

That fyucka girl has fat rolls hanging over her jeans.

fyucka by Chris Felax October 12, 2006