Definitions by Chris Done

spong 

A word to describe the comical movement similar to spazzes and mongs when someone is in distress or simply disturbed.

He got stoned and completey sponged.
Alice saw a rat and it was like *spong*
He tried to say something funny, but it was soo not and i shouted "spong!"
you're such a spong sometimes

spong by Chris Done July 16, 2008

skriking

Means to scream, cry, etc. Spoken mainly by those in the north of England. It actually originated from old Norse.

"Quit yer skriking!"

skriking by Chris Done September 8, 2006

chawve 

To annoy, harrass or to tease on purpose. Spoken by those north of England, originates from Norse.

To chawve
"Tell him to stop it!"
"Stop chawvin' her."

chawve by Chris Done September 8, 2006

synthenasia 

Seeing music visually; can be experiencing notes as colours.

When high on magic mushrooms, you might see floating colours drifting about when listening to a certain type of music that appeals to that sensory part of your brain. This is synthenasia.

synthenasia by Chris Done August 30, 2006

swordfish

To recieve oral from someone while sat at a desk.
Coined as a reference to the movie Swordfish, where a hacker is given a blowjob while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.

"I got my girlfriend to give me a Swordfish."
"Woah, you are my god!"
"That's right."

swordfish by Chris Done July 5, 2006

schlomp

Activity involving only computing (specifically coding) and sleeping throughout an often long period of time.

"What are you planning on doing for the holidays?"
"Well let's see. I plan to schlomp. A lot."

schlomp by Chris Done July 3, 2006