Chris's definitions

Wanksta

"Gangstas" pretent to get their hustle, bitches & money on and depend on a bus ticket.

"I saw T-Baby over there with all his bling and his best clothes waiting at the bus station"

by Chris January 31, 2005

Spodank

(adj.) Something that is stupid, useless, or unnecessary. synonyms: stupid, gay, retarded.

That assembly we had about drugs and alcohol was so spodank. I fell asleep!

by Chris November 30, 2004

meat curtains

more formally known as the labia

I was all into her moves, throw'n bills on stage, until she bent over and slid down her thong -- revealing a nasty set of meat curtains.

by Chris July 24, 2003

fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.

I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.

by Chris March 20, 2005

acre corn

A color frequently used by blondes to describe the color of their dresses.

So Meghan, what color is your dress? Acre corn.

by Chris April 12, 2005

LD

Light Defense. Position played in tribes which can only be played by those with far superior skills than any other player.

"i will LD the flag"

by chris July 12, 2003

ashey

when your legs get all chalky white fromlack of moisture

use lotion to take care of this problem.

by chris January 17, 2005