Chris's definitions

Lalap Jons

A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.

Chris: Come aboard the lalap

Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!

by Chris January 21, 2005

Granby

Noun. Podunk town mostly famous for being the notch in Connecticut and hometown of former MTV VJ Jesse Camp. Unofficially in a sports rivalry with the rest of the state, but namely Granby Junior.

I done got edumacated in Granby.

by Chris January 21, 2005

Doube-Exotic

Double exotic is a new phrase coined by my co-worker/supervisor, keith. Its when someting is taboo or exotic in 2 ways. Example would be A hot asian wanting anal... or a double headed gazelle.

Woah Lucy Lu wanted it anal from me, thats double exotic!

by Chris January 21, 2005

East Granby

read: Granby Junior.

EG is fucking Granby Junior.

by Chris January 22, 2005

denver broncos

the greatest team ever when John Elways was on so they had to get some pysco who flipped of KC

Ha the Broncos kicked the Packers ass!

by Chris January 22, 2005

seatbelt

another word for condom but only when the person says "ride"

Yea, I gave her a "ride" but I used a seatbelt

by Chris January 22, 2005

juggaho

a subspecies of the infamous juggalo. they are, as our generation likes to call them, "wannabe" juggalos. there is some confusion to the laymen about what this is sometimes. the fact is that anyone who wants to be "down wid da clown" is neither reputable nor intelegent. thus they are intrinsicly the same.

i sent three juggahos to jail and another has AIDS. my day is good.

by chris January 23, 2005