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beeriod

Guy's have beeriods, when they don't have beer. Sobriety. Get kinda cranky.
I think I'm on my beeriod, lets hit up the liqour store.

We need more beer, if chris has his beeriod, its kinda suck for everyone else.
by chris June 30, 2007
mugGet the beeriodmug.

mac mini

A $499 6.5" x 2" Apple computer introduced at the 2005 SF Macworld Expo which is based on the design of the ill-fated but award winning G4 Cube. Designed to lure iPod-toting windows users into the Mac OS camp by allowing them to cheaply replace their CPU while keeping their existing monitor, mouse, keyboard, etc... Live the digital life in stylish simplicity.
Steve just replaced his ugly virus-prone, crash-ridden wintel box with an elegant Mac Mini.
by Chris January 19, 2005
mugGet the mac minimug.

christos

Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.
Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)
by chris February 1, 2005
mugGet the christosmug.

hella

An intensifier, with a grammatical function and usage similar to "very" or "really".

It's a contraction of "hell of", and may have originated in Alameda County, California. It was definitely in common use in Berkeley public schools as far back as 1979.
"That party was hella rad." (ca. 1981)
by Chris December 23, 2004
mugGet the hellamug.

roshambo

In modern day United States, Roshambo or Rochambeau is when two or more guys kick, punch, squeeze, or knee each other in the groin to win something (an object, money, bets, etc..) untill one of them gives up or falls down. The last one standing wins. This is a modern American twist on the game.

It is also a very old word of Egyptian origin for the child game "Paper, Sissors, Rock".

In the TV series South Park, Cartman and his friends play the game "I'll Rochambeau you for it", by kicking the opponent in the crotch. The first one to fall over loses the game. This of course means the first person to go is usually the winner. This is a way of choosing, and it's called Rochambeau.
"How about we all throw some money into a pile and see who can win it... ROSHAMBO STYLE!"
by Chris November 5, 2004
mugGet the roshambomug.

Free Rider

A male who thinks he can pimp females at will, but does not get any ladies whatsoever.
by Chris October 12, 2004
mugGet the Free Ridermug.

gut nuts

Gut nuts happen when an obese man pulls his pants over his enormous gut. This creates situation where the offender looks as if they have elephantiasis of the nuts. Gut nuts can be treated with proper diet.
Those blue polyester pants really accentuate big john gut nuts!
by Chris February 26, 2005
mugGet the gut nutsmug.

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