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Manstitution

The silent set of rules that all men are bound to.
Things said and done that stay within manhood.
Dude, why did you tell Trish I fucked her sister?! You totally breeched the Manstitution.
by Chris November 5, 2003
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ass wrangler

one who wrangles ass as if he were on a farm.
"Billy wrangled all the ass in the whole town."
by chris February 14, 2005
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LadiesMan

someone who gets pussy from more at least 2 different girls in a week, who happen to be best friends
i myself acomplished this feat with amber and michelle in the same 6 days
by Chris October 13, 2003
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calorific

Radical, cool. Often used by surfers.
Woah! Calorific man!
by Chris March 26, 2003
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Someone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

someone who needs to do that stuff i just said.
Ashleigh, you are omeone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly
by Chris December 15, 2004
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roshambo

In modern day United States, Roshambo or Rochambeau is when two or more guys kick, punch, squeeze, or knee each other in the groin to win something (an object, money, bets, etc..) untill one of them gives up or falls down. The last one standing wins. This is a modern American twist on the game.

It is also a very old word of Egyptian origin for the child game "Paper, Sissors, Rock".

In the TV series South Park, Cartman and his friends play the game "I'll Rochambeau you for it", by kicking the opponent in the crotch. The first one to fall over loses the game. This of course means the first person to go is usually the winner. This is a way of choosing, and it's called Rochambeau.
"How about we all throw some money into a pile and see who can win it... ROSHAMBO STYLE!"
by Chris November 5, 2004
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Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.
by Chris January 7, 2006
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