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GOP

Synonyms: KKK Republican Conservative

1.)Grand Old Party, Rebublicans
2.)Stock Brokers, Southerners, Big Buisness Managers, Alchoholics, White People and the richest 1% of Americans
3.)A little over half of US citizens
4.)People who want to preseve Naziism
Nigger 1:The damn GOP ain't gonn give my baby's momma social security!
Nigger 2:What the fuck is Social Security?
Nigger 1: I don't give a fuck. My baby's momma wants me to snipe him out when he's pissin. He pisses right next to a window.
Nigger 2: You oc nigga
by Chris May 13, 2005
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G-Check

1) When someone is offending you or bothering you, you put the person in check or teach them a lesson so to speak.
"Jim Lee was talking shit, so I G-Checked his ass by robbing him!"
by Chris November 17, 2004
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pankies

a strange word meaning pancakes in the morman tongue.
mmm these sure are yummy pancakes
by Chris January 21, 2005
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300zx

A car in which its rear bumper is only seen in a race.
Chris: Hey Mike whats up? Did you beat that 300zx last night?
Mike: Well he spun wheels all the way to the next light..
Chris: And?
Mike: I lost..
Chris: So your telling me your integra lost to a 300zx that did a burnout all the way to the next light?
Mike: Shut up man its rear wheel drive and I didn't have enough downforce.
Chris: RIIIIICERRR
by Chris March 23, 2005
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chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
by chris February 21, 2005
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boot-face

v- to vomit excessively after binge drinking.
That bitch had about 10 drinks!! You should have seen her boot-face all over the patio later that night!!
by chris March 22, 2005
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Southern Kiss

A blow job.
It's a little more than a kiss.
It's southern because its down south.
"Lainie just gave me the best Southern Kiss ever."
by Chris January 31, 2005
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