Chris's definitions

hawthorne heights

worst fucking band i've heard since Color Me Bad

Hey have you heard of that new band Hawthorne Heights?
Nope.
Yeah, i thought so, you usually only listen to GOOD music

by Chris April 1, 2005

rap

musical application of poetry, usually associated with the hardships of life and emotional grievances. Started up as early as the Beats (i.e. Kerouac and Cassidy) began using more experimental forms of poetry, and since has transgressed into modern pop and underground culture.

"If I could show you, you would never leave it." --Atmosphere, the most beautiful combination of music and poetry

by Chris February 1, 2003

ass clown

a word that a loser uses only when they cant think of a good enough come back

stop making fun of me you ass clown!

by chris February 13, 2003

Angry Pirate

When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.

i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.

by chris May 13, 2005

Wanksta

1) Someone who acts, talks, and dresses like they are a gangsta/thug, but they are really nothing of that sort.
2) A poser; see also wigger.

"Ja Rule is such a wanksta, acting hard when all he does is 'sing for hoes and sounds like the cookie monster.'"

by Chris November 19, 2004

Ckizz

normally likes to be lazy, listen to rap, freestyle rap, eats chex, knows how to have a good time and trys to be a cool korean

Yo dude im like Ckizzin

by Chris March 3, 2005

lpac

Used to desscribe a person that beyond lazy and stands for Lazy "Piece of Crap"

My Brother-In-Law is an LPAC!

by Chris November 20, 2004