Chris's definitions

tertiary alcohol

An alcohol that doesn't give a positive breath test. Often used to drink and drive.

The policeman gave him a breath test because he had passed out from alcohol poisoning, but the test was negative. He must have been drinking tertiary alcohol.

by Chris March 26, 2003

rapunzel

When you're doing a girl up the butt and you reach down and pluck an asshair and yell "RAPUNZEL!"

Yo I was doin this girl up the ass and I Rapunzeled her ass!

by chris October 9, 2004

Moth

A clueless and or stupid person that appears to be staring at a light all day, with no reguards as to what's happening in the real world.

"Tommy is such a moth!"

by Chris March 31, 2005

jillion

An imaginary word that is meant to describe a number far beyond comprehension.

Angela's dad has a jillion dollars, that rich bastard.

by Chris October 1, 2003

East Granby

read: Granby Junior.

EG is fucking Granby Junior.

by Chris January 22, 2005

paris hilton

n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.

you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton

"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"

by Chris August 30, 2004

wu blunt

a cigar rolled with marijuana and cocaine sprinkled on top

yo i smoked a fat wu-blunt last night and my shit was all numb

by chris May 13, 2005