710 definitions by Chris

non-guy

To be a wuss, sissy, or simply unmanly in any way.

Kent you are such a non-guy..Honeslty..Be A Guy

by Chris April 21, 2005

GEORGE W BUSH

The eternal dumbass with the IQ of a raisin who is the leader of the hell-hole now called America. Free country my arse. He is censoring porn, tying in religion with government, and goes on vacation more than any other president. He made up the UMD's in Iraq and is gonna get us nuked. It's said that Bin Laden already has plans to nuke us with bombs snuck into the USA.

I hope all you who voted for Bush suffer...

by Chris July 23, 2005

ut2004

The best game yet in the Unreal series.

Player1: Yo, ya wanna play UT2004?
Player2: Hell yeah beeyatch! Ima kill your ass!
Player1: I don't think so!
Player2: FUCK!
Player1: Ha! Ha! Eat murder whore! Yeah, ownage!

by Chris March 30, 2005

ice

1)- Frozen water, used to cool drinks or for medical healing during athletic competition

2)- Expensive jewelry, usually in the form of diamonds that is worn in either necklace, ring, chain, or earrings

3)- To kill or murder someone

4)- Methamphetamines, illicit street drugs

1)- Let's ice that ankle so you're ready for the next game

2)- I keep my boo flooded with ice

3)- Fool didn't pay, so he had to get iced

4)- Lemme buy some ice from you

by Chris December 29, 2004

Los Gatos

Town in the base of Santa Cruz mountains, rich suburb of San Jose. Lots of rich dads with milf wives, and hot daughters. Lots of rich kids means lots of nice cars, big houses, and drugs. Overall tight ass place, a few hours from Tahoe, 20 minutes from Santa Cruz. Check out the Ferrari dealership, Hummer dealership, and huge houses.

I spent the whole day checking out the big houses, hot women, and nice cars in Los Gatos.

by Chris March 18, 2005

Spodank

(adj.) Something that is stupid, useless, or unnecessary. synonyms: stupid, gay, retarded.

That assembly we had about drugs and alcohol was so spodank. I fell asleep!

by Chris November 30, 2004

pinch cock

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.

Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.

by Chris November 15, 2004