Personificationrat

When an English teacher makes you focus on techniques while doing story writing.

Omg miss you're such a personificationrat

by Chonky child December 22, 2020

Stantondinger

When someone tells you to f off so you dig a hole and put them in there along with a couple crocodiles and then watch as they get eaten and you shout the f word at them the whole time.

Literally if you say the f word at me one more time I'm gonna stantondinger you.

by Chonky child December 23, 2020

Promonastation

When people really annoy you to the point where you want to kill them very slowly and painfully. It also means when you want chocolate very badly.

I have a promonastation for Emily because she stole my chocolate bar.

by Chonky child December 22, 2020

Drunklingler

When you have had two gins five glasses of wine and a beer and are now drunk and accidentally call the Chinese takeaway asking for a chicken kebab and some fish and they hang up on you and tell you to stop being silly

Lats night I was soooo drunklingler like you wouldn't believe it.

by Chonky child December 22, 2020