Definitions by Chonky child

Stantondinger 

When someone tells you to f off so you dig a hole and put them in there along with a couple crocodiles and then watch as they get eaten and you shout the f word at them the whole time.

Literally if you say the f word at me one more time I'm gonna stantondinger you.

Stantondinger by Chonky child December 23, 2020

Personificationrat 

When an English teacher makes you focus on techniques while doing story writing.

Omg miss you're such a personificationrat

Personificationrat by Chonky child December 22, 2020

Drunklingler 

When you have had two gins five glasses of wine and a beer and are now drunk and accidentally call the Chinese takeaway asking for a chicken kebab and some fish and they hang up on you and tell you to stop being silly

Lats night I was soooo drunklingler like you wouldn't believe it.

Drunklingler by Chonky child December 22, 2020

Promonastation 

When people really annoy you to the point where you want to kill them very slowly and painfully. It also means when you want chocolate very badly.

I have a promonastation for Emily because she stole my chocolate bar.

Promonastation by Chonky child December 22, 2020