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Definitions by Choda Boy 57

Shitty Mouth Fairy 

The tooth fairy's evil sister. She visits people sleeping in the middle of the night and gives them horrible morning breath.
Ergh, I've had a visit from the Shitty Mouth Fairy.

fuck me dead 

Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.
"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"
fuck me dead by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Cadbury drinker 

Someone who gets drunk off a small amount of alcohol.

Cadbury's chocolate blocks are advertised as having a "glass and a half of full cream dairy milk" in every block.

A "Cadbury drinker" gets pissed off about a glass and a half of beer.
Look mate, Matt's had half a shandy and he's rat-arsed already. He's such a Cadbury drinker.
Cadbury drinker by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

two puppies fighting under a blanket 

When a large-chested girl is running up the street, her bouncing tits look like two puppies fighting under a blanket.
Look at that bird running for the train...like two puppies fighting under a blanket

sink the sub 

This was great fun in high school. The rules were simple - you had to make the substitute teacher (the "sub") cry by the end of the class.
Dude, we just got to play sink the sub in geography. She went to the bottom in 10 minutes.
sink the sub by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

duck's guts 

An Australian expression - if you think something is awesome, brilliant etc. then it is said to be the duck's guts.

Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.
My new cricket bat is the duck's guts.

Look at that pony-tailed wanker in his BMW. He thinks he's the ducks guts.
duck's guts by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
Slut: a girl who will sleep with anyone.
Bitch: a girl who will sleep with anyone but you.
slut by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006