Used in Australia to describe a really easy sporting opportunity which has then been completely fucked up.
In cricket this is usually a dropped catch. The same applies to a dropping a mark in Australian Rules football, and it can also be a goal that is missed from very close range.
Also known as a sitter, gimme or dolly.
In cricket this is usually a dropped catch. The same applies to a dropping a mark in Australian Rules football, and it can also be a goal that is missed from very close range.
Also known as a sitter, gimme or dolly.
Give yourself an uppercut mate, you just missed a soda.
Last Saturday I dropped a fucking soda in slips and we lost by 1 wicket.
Last Saturday I dropped a fucking soda in slips and we lost by 1 wicket.
by Choda Boy 57 June 24, 2007
A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
by Choda Boy 57 August 14, 2007
1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.
2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"
2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
by Choda Boy 57 February 25, 2007
Someone who is a complete prick, or someone who is so stupid, if they were any stupider, they'd be a rock.
see fuckstick, fuckwit, fuckhead, fucknuts, fuckknuckle... you get the idea.
see fuckstick, fuckwit, fuckhead, fucknuts, fuckknuckle... you get the idea.
I was driving down the freeway last night and I got heinously cut off by this fuck station in his "fully sick" Silvia.
by Choda Boy 57 June 24, 2007
An Australian expression - if you think something is awesome, brilliant etc. then it is said to be the duck's guts.
Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.
Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.
My new cricket bat is the duck's guts.
Look at that pony-tailed wanker in his BMW. He thinks he's the ducks guts.
Look at that pony-tailed wanker in his BMW. He thinks he's the ducks guts.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
A corruption of "I've never heard of anything more ridiculous in all my life. Swap the "life" and the "dic" and you get:
by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006
This is distinct from the imperative "Fuck off!" You try to say it as one word with the emphasis on the "fuck". This word has a couple of uses in Australia:
1. To qualify an adjective, if something is REALLY big or REALLY brightly coloured, for example, then you slide "fuck-off" in somewhere. This is also used in the UK and is seen in the movie Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: "Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones."
2. Another term for insect repellent.
1. To qualify an adjective, if something is REALLY big or REALLY brightly coloured, for example, then you slide "fuck-off" in somewhere. This is also used in the UK and is seen in the movie Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: "Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones."
2. Another term for insect repellent.
1. My sister's new car is bright fuck-off yellow.
2. These fucking flies are shitting me. Anyone got some fuck-off?
2. These fucking flies are shitting me. Anyone got some fuck-off?
by Choda Boy 57 September 08, 2006