Cadbury drinker

Someone who gets drunk off a small amount of alcohol.

Cadbury's chocolate blocks are advertised as having a "glass and a half of full cream dairy milk" in every block.

A "Cadbury drinker" gets pissed off about a glass and a half of beer.
Look mate, Matt's had half a shandy and he's rat-arsed already. He's such a Cadbury drinker.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
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arvo

One of the many words that Australians have cut syllables off and replaced with "-o". This one represents the hours after 12pm, and is used by people, myself included, who can't be bothered saying "-fternoon".
Hey Davo, I'm goin' to the servo for arvo smoko.

Translation: David, I'm going to the service station to purchase some food for the afternoon break.
by Choda Boy 57 September 08, 2006
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prang

(Australian) - what your 50 year old Aunt Freda (you know her, the cheek-pinching, overweight, oversize glasses, prickly upper lip and funny smelling one, every family's got one) would call a car accident.

Prang by itself usually refers to a car park-type ding. A freeway pile-up with 14 fatalities is a "nasty" prang.
Aunt Freda: "Sorry I'm so late dear, there was a nasty prang on the West Gate. My, haven't you grown..."
by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006
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Shitty Mouth Fairy

The tooth fairy's evil sister. She visits people sleeping in the middle of the night and gives them horrible morning breath.
Ergh, I've had a visit from the Shitty Mouth Fairy.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
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dibbly dobbly

Somewhat derogatory cricket slang for a medium or slow-medium pace bowler.

Quick as possible explanation for Americans unfamiliar with cricket:

Bowling in cricket is like pitching in baseball, except you run in and bowl overarm with a straight arm. You have to make the ball bounce. The bowler is trying to make the batter hit a catch to a fielder, or knock over the stumps (3 wooden poles) behind the batter. The distance between them is 22 yards.

There are generally 2 types of bowler: fast, pace or quick bowlers who run in as fast as they can and bowl the ball straight. International-level players bowl at 85-95mph. Spin bowlers use the fingers or the wrist to put spin on the ball and make it change direction after it bounces. Usually bowl at 50-55mph.

Then there are the "medium" bowlers, who generally combine the disadvantages of both (not as fast as the pace bowlers, but there is also no spin on the ball). They are essentially slower versions of the pace bowlers - 65-75mph.

Dibbly-dobblers can sometimes be useful if they are accurate, but are usually good for smacking all over the field. They are often used as a gamble which quite often backfires, hence the name.
In the 1992 World Cup, New Zealand used a trio of medium pacers, Rod Latham, Gavin Larsen and Chris Harris who were jokingly referred to as Dibbly Dobbly and Wobbly.
by Choda Boy 57 August 22, 2006
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cog swapper

Australian slang for a car's transmission, especially a manual (or standard as the Seppos call them).
If I put a 2 litre donk and a 5-speed cog swapper in my Renault 12, it will go like shit off a shovel.
by Choda Boy 57 August 22, 2006
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cement mixer

A foul, disgusting, horrible, drink made of a shot of lime juice and another shot of Bailey's Irish Cream.

You drink the lime juice first and hold it in your mouth. You then shot the Bailey's and swish them together in your mouth as though you were using mouthwash.

Within several seconds your mouth will be full of a rancidly textured ball of goop (the "cement"). As a straight male I can't vouch for it but it must be similar to having a mouthful of cum. Swallowing it is even worse.

They are so gross that the clown who buys you one of these is lucky if you don't gob it back in his face.

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The cement mixer: even more of a painful experience than Tequila slammers or chartreuse.
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
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