3 definitions by Chippy De Chip

noun

When the gammon faced brexiters realise that they voted for something that will not allow them to ‘take back control’ but will create more bureaucracy, make them and the whole country financially worse off and there will be more brown/Black immigrants and less white ones.
This will be armagammon.

the last battle between remainers and brexiters (good and evil) before the Day of Judgement (Brexit).

a dramatic and catastrophic conflict, especially one seen as likely to destroy the world or the human race or at least Great Britain.
Greggs ran out of pasties and Wetherspoons was closed, it was armagammon in the town centre that day..
by Chippy De Chip July 24, 2018
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adjective
not aware of or concerned about what is happening around one due to having a small child.
I could not pass no matter how loudly I yelled “EXCUSE ME”, a woman with a buggy completely mumblivious to the chaos she was causing on the pavement.
by Chippy De Chip July 24, 2018
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Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.
Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance
by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021
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