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Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
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To have a particular dislike for advertising.
A common mentality among the Gen-Z and Millenials.
To have a particular dislike for advertising.
A common mentality among the Gen-Z and Millenials.
by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021
Get the Ad-verse mug.A thought experiment which can be observed when a dog brings an object he wants you to throw whilst simultaneously refusing to let go of it.
Our puppy brought me a tennis ball which he wanted me to throw. But, when I tried to get it, he wouldn't let go of it.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.
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When somebody makes a mistake and must atone for said mistake by enduring an onslaught of puns.
When somebody makes a mistake and must atone for said mistake by enduring an onslaught of puns.
John broke his toe, and wasn't impressed when we told him that we toe-tally supported him. That was just the beginning of his pun-ishment
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The act of pointing out that a person had made a promise and not delivered on said promise, only to be gaslighted into submission.
The act of pointing out that a person had made a promise and not delivered on said promise, only to be gaslighted into submission.
My friend promised he'd return my car to me, but crashed it. When I pointed out that he'd wrecked it, he frosted me so hard that I cried for hours after and ended up apologising to him.
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