Chingo Bolemongo's definitions
"I dunno wumagunadu tonite. I probly just chill in the crib."
"Oh, shizzum, the popos be shown us their partylights.
Wumagunadu? Run!"
"Oh, shizzum, the popos be shown us their partylights.
Wumagunadu? Run!"
by Chingo Bolemongo September 28, 2006

by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006

"Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fine TURDCUTTER on her."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

"WASHYGUNADU is pay me, now!"
"If I don't pay you, WASHYGUNADU 'bout it?"
"Heather's a typical teenager; she don't know WASHYGUNADU."
"Your daughter's near graduated. WASHYGUNADU 'bout college?"
"If I don't pay you, WASHYGUNADU 'bout it?"
"Heather's a typical teenager; she don't know WASHYGUNADU."
"Your daughter's near graduated. WASHYGUNADU 'bout college?"
by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006

"Members of the DEVO Fan Club are extraordinarily DEVOTED."
"The President of the DFC thinks Mark Mothersbaugh is a gawd! But, in fact, he was just the Fred Durst of the group."
"The President of the DFC thinks Mark Mothersbaugh is a gawd! But, in fact, he was just the Fred Durst of the group."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

The construct for the bizarro life that you can live while you're asleep. And, even if you die in your WEIRD DREAM you can usually still wake up normal, but always curious about what really happened.
OLD BLIND GUY: "You have skillfully snatched the pebble, Grasshoppa. Enter, that you may know the way."
YOU: "But, Master ... the journey is long and the day late ... and, yet the mountain is only as high as the valley is low. Shall I follow my shadow as my conscience?"
OBG: "You have answered well, Young Dragon. And I say follow your dream to overcome your nightmare. Now, <fingers snap> SLEEP!"
YOU: "This WEIRD DREAM is quite strange. I uhhh, I thought I was already asleep."
YOU: "But, Master ... the journey is long and the day late ... and, yet the mountain is only as high as the valley is low. Shall I follow my shadow as my conscience?"
OBG: "You have answered well, Young Dragon. And I say follow your dream to overcome your nightmare. Now, <fingers snap> SLEEP!"
YOU: "This WEIRD DREAM is quite strange. I uhhh, I thought I was already asleep."
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
