Chingo Bolemongo's definitions

wumagunadu

"What am I going to do"

"I dunno wumagunadu tonite. I probly just chill in the crib."
"Oh, shizzum, the popos be shown us their partylights.
Wumagunadu? Run!"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 28, 2006

Urban Journalist

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).

"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN JOURNALISTs."

"I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

washygot Fredakes

Whatta ya got for headaches.

BARTENDER: "Sorry, friend, no more for you tonight."
DRUNK: "WASHYGOT FREDAKES?"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 30, 2006

What's REALLY gonon?

(what's REALLY going on?) used to call bullshit upon denial as in:

a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:

b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.

ME: "Yo, dawg what's crackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Crizznel

CRIMINAL in "izzle-speak"

"Mama, I ain't no CRIZZNEL, them popos just be harassin' me."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

DEVO Fan Club

An unnumbered throng of tenacious hangers-on to the 20th century electro-pop/punk band, DEVO.

"Members of the DEVO Fan Club are extraordinarily DEVOTED."
"The President of the DFC thinks Mark Mothersbaugh is a gawd! But, in fact, he was just the Fred Durst of the group."

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006