China Bob's definitions

government

A disease masquerading as its own cure.

You'd think we'd figure out that the government is simply a disease masquerading as its own cure.

by China Bob April 12, 2006

corptocracy

Government of, for, and by large, multinational corporations.

There's a lot of talk about spreading democracy but that's just a smoke screen. The world has become a corptocracy.

by China Bob February 28, 2006

yaru

Literally Japanese for "to do" but also meaning to have sex.

Hey Keiko, we goin' yaru tonight or what?

by China Bob April 10, 2006

Pissing on my shadow

To speak well of someone to their face, but ill of them behind their back.

I thought he was my friend, but he's been pissing on my shadow for years.

by China Bob February 23, 2006

Confederacy of Liars

Men in suits we elect to fuck us over.

The government is just a confederacy of liars, theives, rapists, baby-killers.

by China Bob February 27, 2006

corptocracy

Government of, by, and for multinational corporations.

There's a lot of talk about spreading democracy, but the world has already become a corptocracy.

by China Bob February 26, 2006