Childish Bambino's definitions
a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.
Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018
Get the Merman Theorymug. Ted: damn, bro, I just saw that my ex liked a photo from page 10 of my pictures!!!
Greg: hah, what a scrub, looks like she's quite the profile prowler.
Greg: hah, what a scrub, looks like she's quite the profile prowler.
by Childish Bambino May 1, 2019
Get the Profile Prowlermug. Well bro, it's been fun being your roommate all of college man. Well we got to rage one last time to celebrate the end of an era!
by Childish Bambino November 13, 2017
Get the End of an Eramug.