Definitions by Chester K Rabbit Chaser

Pelican Board 

Similar to a spring board but relies upon the kinetic energy of pelicans instead of springs.

"The installation of pelican boards in all our new swimming pools has brought much joy to the formely unemployable pelican population of our ficticious city" ~ The Mayor of a fictional city

Pelican Board by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 12, 2003

Count Crapula 

Vampiric Faeces

"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"

Count Crapula by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 7, 2003