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ghetto, my ass

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.
UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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STSMFU

Shut The Stupid Mother Fuck Up !!

I never claimed it was cool. It's just something I say when I'm a little more pissed off (especially at the phony vatos making up ignorant shit as if a ghetto definition.)
PHILLIP: "Aarghhh, another dick cheese fake ghettoism! STSMFU! Must kill!"

PHIL'S CONSCIENCE: "Chill, Phil."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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midget porn

I luv MIDGET PORN and
MIDGET PORN luvs me.

Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.
SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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OIC ANEOASO KNB A4MN 4 JHKLE

Seen on portable toilethouse wall by a pipefitter while working construction for JH Kelly Inc.

"Oh, I see any ol' asshole can be a foreman for JH Kelly." (decoded message)
FOREMAN: "OK guys, we gotta ... wait a minute -- I'll be right back. Where's my fckn radio? Alright guys, go hide for awhile until I get this figured out."

APPRENTICE: "OIC ANEOASO KNB A4MN 4 JHKLE."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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executive decider

The guy at the top. Someone upstairs whose paid the big bucks to make the big decisions (;and, maybe not much of anything else get done by this person).
President Bush declared that HE is the Decider.

The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.

When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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