20 definitions by Chengo Bolemongo
I luv MIDGET PORN and
MIDGET PORN luvs me.
Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)
MIDGET PORN luvs me.
Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Time to come back to reality. Must get more.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.
Pay the light bill.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.
Pay the light bill.
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
(specifically Urban Dictionary editor:)
YOU.
If only you're willing to put in volunteer time judging individually whether or not thousands of definition submittals conform to the specific criteria clearly delineated to QC this site.
<Click the EDIT tab to view the simple common sense parameters.>
YOU.
If only you're willing to put in volunteer time judging individually whether or not thousands of definition submittals conform to the specific criteria clearly delineated to QC this site.
<Click the EDIT tab to view the simple common sense parameters.>
SOMEONE TOLD ME: "Quit whining you dullard. If you're so qualified in writing your definition, then why not volunteer as a UD EDITOR and help weed out the crap 'definitions'."
(As an EDITOR, I obviously help to vote myself in. Ya smell what I'm cookin'?)
(As an EDITOR, I obviously help to vote myself in. Ya smell what I'm cookin'?)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
DEVO Fan Club. See Devo.
not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
YO: "I'm still a lifetime charter member of the DFC."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
One or more individuals who REALLY control Urban Dictionary. Possessing special powers of judgement above and beyond those delegated to UD "editors."
Someone upstairs didn't like my Urban Dictionary submission.
The SMART PATROL <<CANCELLED>> my definition before it was even reviewed by UD editors !?! ........... NO SHIT !!
I'm SO misillusioned and rejectified !!
The SMART PATROL <<CANCELLED>> my definition before it was even reviewed by UD editors !?! ........... NO SHIT !!
I'm SO misillusioned and rejectified !!
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Seen on portable toilethouse wall by a pipefitter while working construction for JH Kelly Inc.
"Oh, I see any ol' asshole can be a foreman for JH Kelly." (decoded message)
"Oh, I see any ol' asshole can be a foreman for JH Kelly." (decoded message)
FOREMAN: "OK guys, we gotta ... wait a minute -- I'll be right back. Where's my fckn radio? Alright guys, go hide for awhile until I get this figured out."
APPRENTICE: "OIC ANEOASO KNB A4MN 4 JHKLE."
APPRENTICE: "OIC ANEOASO KNB A4MN 4 JHKLE."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006