Definitions by Chengo Bolemongo
OIC ANEOASO KNB A4MN 4 JHKLE
Seen on portable toilethouse wall by a pipefitter while working construction for JH Kelly Inc.
"Oh, I see any ol' asshole can be a foreman for JH Kelly." (decoded message)
"Oh, I see any ol' asshole can be a foreman for JH Kelly." (decoded message)
FOREMAN: "OK guys, we gotta ... wait a minute -- I'll be right back. Where's my fckn radio? Alright guys, go hide for awhile until I get this figured out."
APPRENTICE: "OIC ANEOASO KNB A4MN 4 JHKLE."
APPRENTICE: "OIC ANEOASO KNB A4MN 4 JHKLE."
OIC ANEOASO KNB A4MN 4 JHKLE by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
executive decider
The guy at the top. Someone upstairs whose paid the big bucks to make the big decisions (;and, maybe not much of anything else get done by this person).
President Bush declared that HE is the Decider.
The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.
When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.
The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.
When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.
executive decider by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
good kung fu / bad kung fu
A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.
(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."
GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."
GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."
good kung fu / bad kung fu by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
DFC
DEVO Fan Club. See Devo.
not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
YO: "I'm still a lifetime charter member of the DFC."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
DFC by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
devoid
The empty vacuum of space which now exists where the 20th century electro-pop/punk band Devo was. The DEVOID was created (established) in the mid 1990's when Devo quit jamming. Even yet, the DEVO Fan Club motors on (or rather it's still rollin') in homage to the Akron, oHIo-based quintet.
"The modern music industry is completely DEVOID of the unique niche which Devo filled in the '70's and '80's (and kinda in the '90's)."
devoid by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Smart Patrol
One or more individuals who REALLY control Urban Dictionary. Possessing special powers of judgement above and beyond those delegated to UD "editors."
Someone upstairs didn't like my Urban Dictionary submission.
The SMART PATROL <<CANCELLED>> my definition before it was even reviewed by UD editors !?! ........... NO SHIT !!
I'm SO misillusioned and rejectified !!
The SMART PATROL <<CANCELLED>> my definition before it was even reviewed by UD editors !?! ........... NO SHIT !!
I'm SO misillusioned and rejectified !!
Smart Patrol by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006