Charlotte Arlow Barlow's definitions
The most controlling and manipulative thing you can be. He is usually a fantastic liar with a bad beard. He is unable to grow the balls and ask a girl out. He is a bona fide cunt. When texting, his usual response is "I don't know". He is a fake comic book fanatic and always gets his facts wrong.
by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011
Get the Cesarmug. by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011
Get the Conversimug. Alex: Go get me something from the backseat
Hannah: I'm not going to hoochie crawl my way back there!
Hannah: I'm not going to hoochie crawl my way back there!
by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011
Get the Hoochie Crawlmug.